True about Cutco. I sent in two 45 year old knives for sharpening. Got back two new ones.

I might be the only naysayer here. Jersey Mike’s opened a place near me some time back in a very busy location. They lasted less than a year. I found their sandwiches edible but nothing more. Not inspiring, not compelling, completely unmemorable. Of the chain stores, Firehouse is my favorite. They’re more expensive by…

For 45+ years, I thought the line in Springsteen’s Thunder Road was “Mary’s dress waves” only to find out her dress sways.

Of course it didn’t help that early lyric sheets and Springsteen’s own website said her dress waves

Cody Parkey, who missed the OT field goal for the Bears, was the Dolphins kicker in 2017. Ini 2016 he was the Browns kicker and missed 3 of 6 against the Dolphins in a 6 point loss.

Nice little misleading headline

Long time Dolphins season ticket holder here. At 3-1 they’ve already exceeded the win total I predicted for this season so I’m good.

I live in South Florida where there are more Publix stores than Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts combined. There are 5 Publix within 3 miles of my house. There subs — not just the chicken tender subs — rival anything produced by any sub chain {I actually have Publix in second place just behind Firehouse}.

Also, now that I’m…

I’m a long time Dolphins and Hurricanes season ticket holder, long enough to have seen Gore’s college career in person.

General Manager Me has a rule: no offseason free agent signings of players over 30. During season is fine if the player is a backup.

General Manager Me was elated at the signing of Gore.

What, you never…

The biggest problem for me with breakfast cereal is portion control: “yeah, that looks like a cup” even tho it’s probably three cups. And that doesn’t even count the “handful” of dry cereal I’ll snack on later in the day.

So for me, 1/2 cup brown rice, a splash of nut milk, two strips of turkey bacon and two poached…

If I’m on Arkansas special teams then on the next punt I plant that guy. I don’t care if he signals a fair catch. I don’t even care if he’s on the sideline. I’d hit him so hard it’d kill his grandparents.

I’ve never been a fan of hot sauce so when a friend introduced me to Cajun Power Garlic Sauce and said it wasn’t hot I was willing to try. I now buy it a gallon at a time straight from the manufacturer

Not even accounting for Michael  B Jordan’s superior acting skills, it’d be worth it just to see Little Miss Santa Claus Is White pass a kidney

I’ve frequently volunteered at offseason high school 7 on 7 and youth football tournaments. When organizers hear I’ve been on the chain gang that’s where they always put me now. It puts me in close proximity to the entire coaching staff.

At every level, those fuckers are nuts.

On one hand, it’s fun to see everyone dressed in their Sunday best. On the other hand, anything that keeps me from getting scattered, covered and smothered is NOT a good thing.

A second official, from the NPS public affairs department, told investigators that Spicer called her office on the morning of 21 January and asked for pictures that “accurately represented the inauguration crowd size”.

Black people don’t even get out of church until 2:30 at the earliest!

Bullshit. You try going to a Waffle House at noon on a Sunday

I divorce you.
I divorce you.
I divorce you.

I’m not the target WW is but my timeline was getting out of hand. I curated a separate list that had only the users that reminded me of the good side of twitter. No more stress, no more idiots, and my twitter time went waaaaaay down while my enjoyment went that far up.

Truth: me, 50 years ago.
“Ma, which one of these is the washing machine?”

Because there was no television to watch