You’ve obviously not been the lone dude at an Applebees in suburban strip mall of hell in any town of boredom. Or the guy who unknowingly took a really hot girlfriend to a sex positive club (read cool place where a lot of experimental couples frequent). If you had, you too would immediately associate the following: 1)…

update your dictionary

In this context, that dude wants to bone your girl and have your bone his wife. No other meaning. Follow on clarification bullet points to include, hotwifing, cucking, soft swap, full swap, couples play, bi-curious, bi-friendly, for the girls, gaywatch etc.

Dressage is to athletic training what cock fighting is to boxing. Riding a horse is hard when you’re part of the pony express. Using your legs as pistons to keep you ass crack from spreading right up to your neck is tough. Using them to bounce around for an hour while your horse dances pretty, is hardly a rigorous…

Too many variables make focusing on spending a bad route. Most people will look at current spending and rightly assume spending will go down in golden years. Many of the these you spend on are tied to raising kids, buying a house, and working. All things that should presumably be done when retired. You’ll think…

You should have channelled your inner Betty White. “Balls are weak and sensitive, but a pussy, those things can take a pounding!”

I’m pretty sure he’s saying Trump is racist so move on. I read it as, well, instead of sitting around hemming and hawing about the guy being racist, just say “yeah he’s a racist” and then move on with your decision. Can you accept a racist president . . . no? Ok vote for the other guy in a pant suit. Willing to deal…

I tell you what. Trump v Fiorina is a cage match I’d love to watch. But make no mistake, I’d bet the farm on Fiorina. I get the sense she’d kill her own kin to be president.

Would you rather give them an American Express card? In what other currency would you pay “shady people?” IOU’s? A check?

I can’t believe Andrew Jackson agreed to be a part of that! Seems so out of character for him.

I’m horrified at how the Trump gene penetrates the children’s texts. If you read Jr’s text and told me Sr wrote it, I wouldn’t know the difference. But to his credit, Wiener really shouldn’t be writing checks his ass can cash. We need a Wiener 3.0 like we need more herpes in the city.

I think this is the issue with our political climate, no one acknowledges the economic pit of quick sand the country is in. But make no mistake there are millions of people who are worse off now than 10 years ago. It’s just a fact. There is an entire generation of college graduates that came into the softest…

You must have a small circle of friends who are well off.

Brazil is the 9th largest world economy. Most european countries have less money than Brazil. Only UK, France Italy, and Germany have more money than Brazil.

I’m calling BS. I never encountered any Brazilians that dressed poor in order to not be noticed. I ran with some pretty well to do folks out there.

Your dad lied to you. I bet if I had a few beers with him I’d get the truth out of him. He took the chopper and she flew it:

You and your company sound like pussies. I spent 6 years traveling to SP every three months as an executive. Did it for a Fortune 1000 company. No insurance, no security, no in-room hiding, and it was awesome. I ran in the mornings along their central park area. I met with executives at Vivo, Telefonica, Embratel,…

That assumes you're not listening to the radio, running AC, or doing anything of the hundred of other things that will consume energy while stationary.

Well depends on if you’re running the AC while you sit in an LA parking freeway during Aug.

Wouldn’t you be concerned with unexpected traffic? I like electric as much as the next guy, but on long or short hauls, I’d be worried about what happens with traffic Jams up for 2 hours due to some stupid idiots bumper car exhibition. Sitting in traffic in a diesel would just mean an extra stop at the before mention…