You forgot guns. Gun man! Without science, no second amendment. Shit man, NO SECOND AMENDMENT!

You just convinced me to issue a stop payment on my kid’s private school check and send her to public school. Well done.

Points for sending me to a wiki article with a tastefully done artist rendition of “Mammary Intercourse.”

Very incorrect.

Honestly, this is the absolute best scared straight campaign I’ve seen in my many years! What young girl in their right mind would let anyone touch their neat little panty sandwich knowing it’s going to turn into a loose spread of deli meat.

The caring family of a caring man!

You’re both very conflicted and a dick. So now it’s the victim’s who are to blame for reporting it to their Coach vs a cop or their parents? Right cause there is a proper procedure to what a 10 year old does when they get abused. Dick.

His “testimony” is sealed evidence from other cases. Hardly the stuff you make up.

Can you though? Can you watch a team that stood by a child molester for 30 years and be like, “everything is cool.” I think you can’t. 30 years they let a man diddle boys! 30. And you want me to help get revenue to that program? No thanks.

hahahahaha. Yeahs, it’s a bit of a head scratcher indeed. Kind of a triple whammy. 1. The skeletons come out the closet. 2. They lose the law suit. 3. There are likely going to be new investigations about who knew what and hid it. So why the hell would they be so dumb as to press their luck? My guess is that if they…

That’s awful fancy way to burn something. I don’t think they will respect your assault on their local treasure, that shit has to happen in a trash barrel or bon fire. Then . . . Then it’s epic enough to command their respect.

Option 4. Repeat the manta of the wisest coach you’ve ever known, “I don’t want to hear about any of that, I have a football season to prepare to watch.”

Oh Greta, Mac knows how you feel!

In spanish coger is to grab or to fuck. Good to see Google went with the PG translation.

A tired Rachel performed a sex change on pour Cecile. Crafty this one.

Blind faith in Technology? There were 32,675 deaths due to car crashes in 2014. I presume they all had human drivers. Not a great track record.

Speaking of boy friend, why does the hero image look like two different stills of the same porno?

It’s one accident. It’s unfortunate, but if Ford stopped selling model A’s after the first death, we’d still be on horseback.

What you mean like the scenario that plays out in mass daily with people behind the wheel?

I’d take that over: