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handmadeproteinshake
handmadeproteinshake

Are you for real? There is an entire decade of stand up comedy directed and "two pump chumps, minute men, John cumquick," etc. If you've never met a woman who complained about a one minute man, then you have a very small network. And never met a size queen? Really? Where do you live? I want to go to there. It

I can say that if you can cum from oral, then you can come from any other mechanical stimulation. There is not very much difference between a wet finger rubbing a clit or a tongue. Mechanically its the same. So it means not enough effort is being spent on getting you there. Maybe the guy speeds up too quickly and

That's so not true. Besides oral, there is manual with hands, there are also various positions that help penetration work. Also, you can bring in a thing that hums. There are various options for making women cum. So by your logic if there is another way, then going down isn't necessary. Sound fun?

I care for the same reason you feel the need to say men aren't owed a blow job. I suppose her stance seems ok for you and I find that amusing too. Putting both of you in the lame lay category.

Your nieces are lying to you. They've likely already gone ATM.

Jimbo I love it. It's a great example.

The people you have sex with are boring. If you and your partners and not working to make sure both people get off, you both suck at sex!

Not confused at all. I am addressing you. How about this. Have you ever went to a movie that you didn't want to watch because your significant other did? Was that something "felt forced" to do? Did it make your S/O feel good? Would that concept translate into the bedroom?

There is something wrong with kinja. It gets hung up and don't show whether it posted or not.

You sound more like you're a pessimist. Instead of looking at sex in terms of pleasing your partner, you look at it like it's an exchange of pre negotiated obligatory acts. Sounds like a shitty lay. A big component of being in a relationship is the idea of giving pleasure to your partner. If you just want to cum,

You're a pessimist is what you are. Why isn't the conversation about pleasing your partner? Sex isn't about pleasing yourself, or just a mechanical orgasm, if it were everyone could just fuck themselves. But sex is about mutual pleasure. When you look at it like forced obligations, you're probably in the wrong

You're a pessimist is what you are. Why isn't the conversation about pleasing your partner? Sex isn't about pleasing yourself, or just a mechanical orgasm, if it were everyone could just fuck themselves. But sex is about mutual pleasure. When you look at it like forced obligations, you're probably in the wrong

You're a pessimist is what you are. Why isn't the conversation about pleasing your partner? Sex isn't about pleasing yourself, or just a mechanical orgasm, if it were everyone could just fuck themselves. But sex is about mutual pleasure. When you look at it like forced obligations, you're probably in the wrong

Oh for fucks sake! No one owes me a blow job and no one owes you an orgasm. Maybe if you spent more time going after your orgasm than bitching about blow jobs, this wouldn't be a thing. I've rarely been with a woman that doesn't get her orgasm, but the ones that didn't were the ones that never wanted to work on it.

What's to be torn about? I always find that the more a person says the less they themselves believe it. If you have to spend 5000 words to explain why your relationship works, maybe you ought to reevaluate. Movies, dad's professors, roommates, damn near have the planet had to be leaned on to bring about her

Yeah, but it's not about the athlete that makes it to the NFL. It's about the 90% of athletes that hang up with gear forever the day the graduate. And the fact that the NCCA the only public sanction indentured servitude that exists in the US. The money those schools pull in is unbelievable. And what they give the

Man! I think it was overly complicated because the stripper was answering such a long and unnecessary email announcement. Dear god. It's a strip club. You go there with money and naked chicks leave with it. How hard is that? I only read half way through before thinking, what a shit show. If a friend sent the

Funny, when I read it, it says something like, "I've heard you and I'm angry too. I can't believe they did this and I can't say I'm sorry for them enough. My international colleagues who fucked up, didn't mean to fuck up, but now we've all got egg on our face because of them. We've built international operations

What a shitty apology. It's a non-apology. Worse yet when you click on the link you get a pop up that asks you for a donation. So instead of eating crow, they are hoping to cash in on their bad press. That is a conscious choice they know very well where the pop ups come and could elect to not have it pop up on

Do you drive a car? You monster! How many insects die daily on your windshield as you buzz to and fro in your insect slaughtering machine? What if those insects were people, would you still drive your car you monster?!