What’s that? Sir I’m gonna need you to pull Donkey Kong’s banana out of your mouth. I’d also recommend pulling Luigi’s throbbing cock out of your bum as well, it appears to be distracting you from the fact that you can pirate Nintendo and support indie devs and game non-Nintendo publishers while also pirating Nintendo…

Even without it being a kids movie, and all the reasons that can create a divide in terms of critic and audience scoring: most people fundamentally do not understand that a measure of your enjoyment of a thing and a measure of it’s quality are not the same thing, or even intrinsically linked.

Hey now, as a white man operating a POC sock puppet account, I care DEEPLY about matters involving my demographic, so long as I can yell at AOC about it.

Calm down, child.

You done crying now? Haha!

As much as one may despise Bobby Kooties, only way it’s OK for this deal to go through is if MS is forever barred from making games exclusive to any specific platform(s), and especially their own.

“And I know a lot about obvious disappointing behavior for almost 30 years!”

A politician was paid to put a narrowly handpicked fact, void of contextual value, on the record?

Failing to properly legislate them DEFINITELY was a mistake.

Wow, this is just an uninformed take. The banking part is being helped, which is the part where people gave them money and said, “hey, keep this money safe for me so I have it available for my financial responsibilities, like payroll.”

You should probably add that the FDIC has said that the cost of this bailout will be paid for the banking sector as a whole through a special assessment (i.e. higher FDIC insurance costs), not by the taxpayers. That makes it different from the 2008 bailouts.

‘Re-fuck-up’ is now my phrase of the week.

Oh man. That video was tough to watch. All the obvious problems aside, Sagi doesn’t even rhyme with sake, damn it!

First, obligatory JKR is a bigot and by playing this game you’re (the general you, not the author here) basically saying you care more about playing a video game than anto-trans bigotry.

“20 Best Films of All Time — Ranked By An Expert Jury”

How did far cry 4 make the list over, say, link to the past? as the list says, “any game where you can hang-glide over a waterfall is fine by me”. and you know what? they’re right! that ruled! and if that makes it one of their favourite games of all time, then it deserves a spot on their list.

I think the issue was that in some of their statements they were only referring to Call of Duty so I assumed the deal was only in reference to Call of Duty but you they elsewhere said Xbox games in general which is what you were referring to.

tell us, sony fanboy

It’s not. Different studios could have bought up different IPs. Or Activision could have filed for bankruptcy and restructured on its own. As for “instead” of people losing their jobs, isn’t the Microsoft trying to buy Activision the same Microsoft as this one?:

Mergers are inevitable.