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So its gonna be GameFAQs but worse? 

wow, that explain why we had all these stupid youtubish cashgrab

Why go that route with the site when GameFAQs and IGN have been doing guides for years? The site’s infrastructure doesn’t even support a guide format. You’re really going to make a slideshow for each game’s tips? Fuck right out of here.

Damn, if true, it’s fucking over. I don’t come to kotaku for such high quality guides as “the first five steps: literally the ingame, always on screen tutorial”

Oh, so that explains a lot.  I was so upset about all of the guides for FFVII Rebirth that spoiled everything they could without going into the hardcore ones... and now it makes sense.  Well, time to find an actual news site again because I wasn’t here for guides.  Whoever in management made this decision: You made a

This explains a lot..

Christ, ew. That explains what I have been seeing lately as a trend here, less news and more "here's some information about Game X's class perks that we found on reddit and rewrote to post here" content. 

reminder that this website sucks:

Glennon also announced her resignation on Twitter, writing, “I’ve resigned from Kotaku and Jim Spanfeller is an herb.

Or, just STOP USING TWITTER. That’s the much better option.

What’s really funny about this is that the new version of this scene will only have any meaning to anybody who’s played the original FF7 and has an emotional attachment to it. For any newcomers or anybody who’s not an FF7 fan, it’s just nonsense.

Let me be clear: I have never played a Final Fantasy game.”

If you buy a Tesla you’re kind of implicitly saying you want an account with them.

Elon could use Linux, or Chromebook then he wouldn’t have to have a Microsoft account.

Stop posting already. 

Every single person he annoyed had something better to do than help him make more money.  Fuck this guy.

The funny thing about this is that now all the people suing him have something to sell to recoup the cash he owes them.

The ~200,000 BTC in the hands of the US government due to seizure, would indicate that is not the case.

Timing the market is a fool’s errand, but that’s no reason to not invest.

No. We’ve already done this. It turns out that, no Bitcoin is not useful as a store of value, and it’s not useful as a medium of exchange. It’s just good for criminals and tax dodgers.