Even better:

Jeez, just let him be.

Fact: millions of Americans make themselves safer with guns every single day.

And if you act in the next 20 minutes, you can definitely get two pillows manufactured by a former crack addict turned businessman!

I found out our manager keeps a Trumpy bear in his office. Imagine a teddy bear that’s only purpose is to upset people. That’s like, the exact opposite of what a teddy bear is supposed to do. 

It’s an economy of scarcity! Only now, by getting in on the ground floor, can I ensure that my children and grandchildren have guaranteed income for the rest of their lives!

Handlebears, I like your style. If you have a vehicle that can handle a good pelican type box that contains your extra items that you may need, you don’t have a single thing that I could not find a use for. Or, one of the turds that don’t carry gear that you would probably help. I’ve found that the $40-$60 power…

You are, as always, hilarious. You know that Fox headline is a lie, right?

I mean, when I want to be informed on “the BEST TIME TO BUY GOLD/SILVER/COMMEMORATIVE COINS,” I’ll definitely flip to FOX.

That hasn’t happened yet.  I wonder if it’ll come with my “How to be Old, White, and Terrified,” manual when I turn 65?

Cat thing — two seconds on the Google. Most analogies aren’t literal, they’re illustrative. When someone doesn’t A) get the analogy or B) have a point to argue against it, they’ll sometimes just attack with their overly literal interpretation of the analogy. That’s what you’ve done here. A gun isn’t a spare tire, it…

Tomato?

Who is the idiot who cut the pillars straight across? Cut them at an angle and they won’t sit on each other once the remaining part burns through!

They’re telling you not to buy into the fear but they’re the ones feeding it to you. Publishing every homicide on national news leads people to want protection. Especially when no solution is offered. Your school/work/unsecured building is under assault? Take away all the guns! That way, when they started buying guns…

Weight, size, convenience... They can be unwieldy to handle in brush, or on a mower, or tractor, hard to unsling quickly when weedeating in the treeline and things like that. I own several hunting rifles, but this isnt Red Dead Redemption, they dont just pop into your hand from a shoulder sling and auto aim especially…

i don’t get why people make such a fuss over unions. what two laborers do in their own homes is none of my business.

People like the author here, most certainly live in a city. Where I live the average response time for police (sheriff) to arrive to my door is 15-20 minutes on a good day and over an hour on a bad day. Meth heads love our area because Fort Hood/Killeen is a fucking joke of a place.

I also place a large amount of…

You keep saying “precaution”. Precaution against what? Clearly not precaution about putting your kids and the kids of others in greater danger than if you didn’t have one. So what’s the precaution for?

>a machine designed to end life or at least severely maim living things

Look for statistics on defensive uses of guns without shooting anyone. Meaning someone pulled a gun in self defense and the assailant fled without a shot being fired. There are many studies claiming many numbers, the most conservative estimate I’ve seen is 78000 a year.(the NRA claims 5 million. The NRA is racist and…

Then I will just leave it at, have a good day, since you’ve got me all figured out.