cool

“Brevity is the soul of wit”

Think that’s spelled AKSHUALLY!

I understand you’re saying that you see your handgun as a tool and you keep it as a precaution. Like a spare tire or ice scraper.

When have you used a gun in the service of your driving? What function did this tool serve? If you haven’t yet, what scenario do you imagine getting into that “gun” is the right tool for…

Interesting. In my car, I have two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw…

Yes! Yes! YES!!!

You . . . you shot a building until it fell down? What the actual fuck dude.

So many uses!

Nancy totally stole your lunch money, bubbeleh. Sad!

Taco Bell will pay for it!

Cool, I’ll watch it online then. I hate when games lock additional content behind an arbitrary wall of completion on a certain difficulty. It completely discounts the experiences of those with disabilities who have to play on an easy mode or those who just want to experience the story without an artificially inflated…

That is a fantastic exchange.

Fuck everything. This kid will literally get fucking FAME out of being a complete shit. Sometimes I just want to give up. Christ.

Of course you’re right, and I appreciate your pointing out and explaining why.

I originally thought you were being a bit difficult, but reading this last response, you have won me over. I agree with you on all points. It comes down meat of her message isn’t flawed, it’s the delivery that needs to be fixed. Fixing it won’t win over the Fox News Fan Club but it might win over the moderates that…

I know, right?!!?  Who are these fucking IDIOTS at the Fed who think it’s important to provide actual evidence-based, quantifiable studies that actually demonstrates things??!!  Fucking MORONS!!!!!  Why can’t they be self-absorbed bloggers who know “My experience is universally true, because it’s MEEEEEEE!!!”?

I get it now! The syntax read like a sports shorthand, but of course it makes sense when you think of those commercials.

Okay. I honestly really don’t know what any of that means or how to take it, but I appreciate that somewhere out there, someone is curating and analyzing my comments to be able to provide a punchy description of what they think my worst debating tactics are. Makes for an interesting Friday afternoon. 

I’m glad we understand each other, but this was kind of my point to begin with: of all the ways to interpret that statement, you chose the most unreasonable one to argue against. Not to say that I wasn’t at fault for not being entirely clear, but that is pretty common instance of a strawman fallacy: taking the…

Thank you for the earnest reply and the food for thought. I especially appreciate the judicious use of swearing ;)