Then I am sure you could appreciate this guy helping fix cars for the same people you mentioned.

I’m glad he pulled over. It’s very dangerous to have a high speed chaise in an area with so many pedestrians. 

“Good Tires”, Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, “But certainly not great tires.”

What my associate is trying to say is that, uh, our new brake pads are really cool. You’re not even going to believe it. Like, um, let’s say you’re driving along the road with your family. And you’re driving along la li la. And then, all of the sudden there’s a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the…

For the record: Ivanka does *NOT* like being referred to as ‘some broad’.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

Hello Oversteer, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Of a HellKitty quickly fleeing
And the excrement that left a stain
Still remains
Within the sound of superchargers

Zero interest in an aircraft from Mitsubishi.

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Dearest Mother,

no video=didn’t happen.  don’t all police cars have dashcams?

You could just have written about the confrontation but at the end you took things further and peppered in some practical advice on how to modify the vehicle to prevent this. The extra effort you put in is noticed and appreciated.

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

This kind of fuckery is all kinds of fun and goofy. I love it.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

Urban Legend: VW rejected Giugiaro’s second generation design for the Scirocco, and sold it to Isuzu for use as the Impulse.

The Honda Civic Type R looks less like a car and more like something the Principality of Zeon invented to take down Amuro once and for all.

“Car enthusiasts are a deeply miserable lot, almost endemically unhappy about everything...”