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Aug 26
96

People who do this should be then forced to drive the nearest still-running Chevette for sale in their area. They must not improve the car in any way ever, and are only permitted to replace mechanical and safety-related parts as they fail. That shall be their fate. 

Aug 16
24

The livery on James Hunt’s F1 car persuaded me to try sex.

Aug 16
16

Does motorsports advertising encourage me to buy things I wasn’t otherwise going to buy? No. Read more

Aug 14
3

They are organized by day and time! This is so much better than organizing by series, way easier to read and it just takes a simple scroll down to see the whole weekend. Thanks!!!

Aug 11
100

If you decide you want to bring it back stateside, I did not ship a vehicle over when I came to Italy, so I do still have a free vehicle shipment if needed. It’s old enough to ship unmodified, and It will definitely pass the inspections on base (I just so happen to do those). It would have to wait until I leave in Read more

Aug 10
20

You seem to know a lot about Star Trek Nemesis while also hating it. Would that make you the Star Trek Nemesis Nemesis?

Aug 5
10

“I’ll be over in an hour to help if you pay for Chipotle.” Read more

Aug 4
119

the original clutch on his Frontier King Cab lasted 801,000 miles Read more

Jul 28
33

First of all, I am amazed at your wrenching skills to be able to take some of these heaps and fix them up into running, driving, at least somewhat reliable drivers. That’s incredible! Read more

Jul 28
172

Frankly given his obsession with oddball Chryslers the danger of a meth neighborhood is that he'd expand his collection.

Jul 28
24

My first instinct was scrap everything and buy something nice, but by the end I had developed a weird begrudging respect for someone so obsessed with sport-esque Chryslersubishis.

Jul 28
330

His house, then use the proceeds to buy a place without an HOA?

Jul 22
5

If this happens because you pass Ken Block, half the drivers in the WRC would be upside down.

Jul 18
20

Jalopnik staff, from the 9th-dimension Blog Wormhole stashed inside a long-forgotten BMC Mini concept’s frunk: “Kristen Lee, come back. We even made a We Miss You sandwich”

Jun 22
450

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

Jun 22
146

It’s the left turn signal as he makes his way to the shoulder/exit on the right that really makes the video for me .

Jun 18
70

I’m not ready to announce it yet, but by the end of this summer, I’ll begin a project that is going to require me to renew my German passport and learn about interior design. More on this, soon (and yes, that was intentionally cryptic).
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