Holy shit there are a lot of miserable people on here today. Lewis didn’t show up so he didn’t care, it’s a PR stunt, yada, yada.

You’ve got to bring in specialists to deal with that sort of thing.

I regret that I have but one star to give Toyo.

He’s not having a Goodyear

Son: Dad, I want a platypus for a pet, I’m gonna name him George.

Now that is right up my alley!

I look forward to the teasers, concept reveals and eventual redesign of the track; before its finally revealed in 2033.

As a white person I too am baffled by the taking of dogs everywhere. Why? An emotional support animal? Sorry, keep seeing your therapist and staying out of public spaces where said animal may take a nice, stinky dump where it is not welcomed until you can come play in public without the shit factory on a leash. This…

What’s the name for someone who displays Dunning–Kruger effect like tendencies within their own field of expertise? Is it the Grunfeld-Gruden effect?

Go back and watch the scene with Rathbone on the table in the morgue. 

Ovechkin hadn’t fought since 2010. And that performance will probably get him another 9 years off. 

Corvette Owner Upset His Ford GT Application Was Denied.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

Right car brand....wrong model. Should have used a FORESTER.

Me (using a heavy, lustful French accent): Oh, lover! Remember how after we went to New Orleans you fell in love with the French “razon extra” and have wanted to go to France ever since we talked to the guy talking Creole?

I’ve never considered myself as having a ‘forever’ car but Elise and I are close to 11 years into our mutual hostage situation. I’ve rebuild...all of it. I should probably just accept that it’s a forever car.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.