I’ve had my truck for over a decade now, and I’ll be keeping it indefinitely because new trucks now are ridiculous.

In Eminem’s origin story he’s bit by a radioactive Summer’s Eve.

The 928 will always remind me of the most wholesome Clarkson we ever saw:

Finding the Mustang II "amenable" is a sign of mental illness. 

He died as he lived— causing unnecessary flight delays.

Classic self burn.

RUSSIAN MACHINE NEVER BREAK

In Pa, you can drive a tractor at 12. Basking in this newfound freedom I took the lawn tractor out for a short joyride. 10 minutes later, not looking where I was going, I bounced the tractor off a small log and on to 2 wheels briefly.  It wasn’t much, but it scared the crap out of me then.

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

Weird. Most of today’s self-identified patriots are totally okay with someone taking a shot in the back.

Great. Last time someone on the Jets blew up a Patriots mascot we got 18 fucking years of Tom Brady....

All NFL employees have been instructed by their attorneys to answer this question “no.”

A poor person never gave anybody charity, not of any real volume.

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.

If any part of your plan consisted of dipping into your family’s primary revenue, which should cover those things, you are correct that you are not in a position to have an extraneous vehicle.

I’m a simple man: I see a Ken Saito post, I click on it. Never disappointed. Thanks, Ken!

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Looks like many of the Dodgey bits have been removed.

Carcasonne!! My four-year old beat me when we played.

Carcasonne!! My four-year old beat me when we played.

The Model 3 isn’t a racecar it’s a mid priced EV.