I don’t think this bit is landing.

C+ bait

Those three snowflakes showed remarkable poise sitting next to that large black man. Impressive.

Probably unwittingly.

They had him outnumbered, outgunned, and the cops presumably had more experience. And yet...

THIS FUCKER CAME OUT ALIVE.

Well. He is white.

In a morbid turn of events, some victims have been charged posthumously under the new “Blue Lives Matter” provisions for “Making the Police Look Bad and Feel Bad.”

And they still managed to take this little shit alive? The fuckery.

a bonus for you, because you’re not the only one who’s had a day Full of Stupid

Parked in a bad spot and had my car towed. Was feeling pretty shitty being out $$$.

He’s a triple-threat.

Lucian B. Wintrich

What Hattened

Deeply resents anything having to do with “intelligence,” if it’s not himself

It’s intended for conservatives - especially those in the suburbs, so when they’re criticized for being anti-women they can say, “But we have a woman leading the CIA, no democrat ever did that!”

“I stand on the shoulders of those who came before me. No, like, literally.”

I think it’s funny that people are focusing on a bad candidate, when they’re forgetting that the CIA itself is fucking evil. Does torture even compare to subverting elections in other countries, propping up dictators, and starting a few wars?

I’m sure the confirmation process was torture for her.

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” - Waterboarded interrogatee No. 17.