“Lord knows..”

Administrators are often overpaid. Teachers, not so much.

Sebastian Maniscalco’s bit on those machines is the most accurate:

Enemy Of The State comes to mind, too

I think just taking a quick picture of the item on the weigh station solves the problem. Yeah, you need a human pair of eyes to compare it with the store’s copy of the receipt, but then you’ve got the credit card info / rewards club info for the guilty parties right there.

I’m more upset that you have Sprint as a carrier ;-)

Booo. They’ve got good stuff from time to time.

They never target the ones that could kick their ass.

This dickhead and his wife came into my usual watering hole and the guy started giving shit to this old (but still bigger) black dude for ‘putting his feet on my wife’s barstool’ or some shit. A chorus of the rest of us telling him to calm the fuck down eventually…

This was my takeaway. The Rockets were just chucking up 3's out of desperation, and it was only the 3rd goddamn quarter when I noticed how bad their looks were.

I had never heard that, but damn is that Biden quote brutal.

He came for Brunch. He’s dead to me.

“Deconstructed Smoothie”

+1 old sock

A ‘lowly’ (in Admin’s views not mine) Special Ed Aide at our school found himself on the wrong side of the District Director of Special Education, who proceeded to start screaming at him about some scheduling conflict or whatever had her upset that day. She was certainly a classic narcissist. He just calmly replied,…

YES! I used to do this all the time, no matter how it was prepared. Now I just do it for fried shrimp, where the crunch is more satisfying. Not the same effect from sauteed shrimp.

De-veining shrimp drunk would be something to avoid?

OMG YES

Keep in mind Dimon is a morally corrupt and at least partially inept accountant. Like an evil Barry Zuckerkorn accountant type.

Maybe in the spirit of their YETI cooler boycott they’ll go eat at Cheesecake Factory first and then make videotapes of forcing themselves to vomit after. That’ll show the Libs!

No joke, visited the GF’s parents in FL right before Christmas. Got in just in time for the news for the Sarasota area. First stories were a robbery-turned gunfight, a drive-by killing by a recent parolee, and an abandoned baby* at a rest stop that - luckily - survived. That state is nuts.

*Florida has some sort of ‘no…