“Iran nuclear deal bad. My fake North Korea nuclear deal good.”

Pigs. Fat. Hogs. Slaughter

I think it’s less “look how magnanimous I am” and more an acknowledgment that even the darkest posts on Deadspin often get flippant comments.

Cramer did SOMETHING to piss off Trump. So Trump begs him to run for Senate just so Trump can back Heitcamp. It’s classic Trump.

This is the hill you’re willing to die on? The Battle of Mount “Criticizing the Wording of a Condolence Post”?

Our five year olds have figured out that they can climb our fence.

God, I am so sorry.

I’m so sorry for your loss and hope you can find peace some day.

I know how it feels. Everyone who says “I can’t imagine” is correct—you can’t. I hope Bode Miller and is family can find peace. It’s been one year and twenty-five days since my 16 year old son died and I haven’t yet. I don’t think I ever will.

Mark my words, we are going to enter into a deal where Kim doesn’t have to give up jack shit and there is a Trump real estate deal in DRPK.

This is a fucking devastating decision that will cause untold harm across the entire asylum system; and mark my words, it was done almost exclusively with the purpose of preventing vulnerable Central American families, usually mothers and their children, from arriving at the United States to seek protection.

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
then tell them to fuck off

Sure, but we only have his account of what happened.

And Lord knows Christians have had 2,000 years to perfect the victim complex.

I dunno, I’m getting serious “there’s probably more to this” vibes right now.

Indianapolis ain’t exactly a hotbed of militant atheism

The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media in order to make us look as bad as possible. With that being said, leakers are traitors and cowards, and we will find out who they are!

Yeah, but like, just the Idris Elba shows.

It’s going to be way, way more disturbing than anyone thought when it turns out there are hacked webcam vids of Ghouliani beating it to 9/11 videos.

And, if you don’t know what it’s like to have the entire world openly criticize, judge, throw uninformed opinions,