I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

Duh.

Fantastic. An article pointing to an online algorithm calculator that is so difficult to use that the author of this article gave up after trying for half an hour.

Must be nice.

Christian conservative from Alabama who up until Wednesday was the chief knowledge officer

So 5 Hour Energy drinks only work for four hours? Don’t you realize you’re sitting on a massive false advertising lawsuit?

Counterpoint: Irish Coffee

The correct answer is “when I am not consuming alcohol”

I never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl.

Um.... walking out on a bill isn’t “weed culture”... it’s “being an entitled ass culture”.

I’m kind of surprised a bunch of stoners could do the math to come up with that total.

I hope they find them, and then prosecute the fuck out of them.

AIs will help us optimize our synergies.

Attending a roundtable of Splinter writers where you have to defend Hillary?

Yeah I don’t really get it either. “We made a robot who can only say curse words, and all it does is curse!”

Good god, man! Are you insane? We’re still dealing with the last not-that-realistic robot that got out and interacted with the US government:

I think he meant “someone could unlock my doors and beat my Nazi ass so I had to change the locks.”

At this point, it’s really starting to feel like we are actively daring the universe to sci-fi destroy us.

Get back to me when they actually say this unequivocally and publicly.

Appropriate given that, 74 years ago today, a good number of chaps ran briskly onto a beach, yelled something along the lines of “Nazis need no bathing fun!” and then shot them in the face.