If you’re roaming around in “hey, you might legitimately get attacked by a bear - no shit, for real” country without a significant handgun (revolver, .44 magnum or preferably better) or bear spray, you’re an idiot.

Yeah, my understanding with bear attacks (if you don’t have a gun or bear spray):

As the father of a three year old, I can assure you of two things.

If I travel anywhere and I see that sign, I’m going the fuck back home.

Act 1: “I refuse to vote out of fear. The Supreme Court isn’t that important.” 

*A bad SCOTUS ruling happens*

It sounds like they faced it down, thought they were safe, and then were caught by surprise when it attacked. Hard to think clearly when you’re getting mauled.

Our bodies are not built to fight large cats. We have thin skin that doesn’t do a good job protecting our vitals from large claws and huge teeth. We’re good at problem solving and throwing things, and we’re built to do some physical things quite well, but fighting large cats and bears is not what we excel at.

How is this a both sides issue?

I hope coal miners in WV had some big class action suits against the mining companies in the pipeline that have now been completely voided by this decision.

Alternate headline: Neil Gorsuch does exactly what he was appointed to do.

If the cougar attacks, fight back aggressively and try to stay on your feet. Cougars have been driven away by people who have fought back.

A crying emoji in a tweet from an actual news station in a story about someone dying violently just seems so incredibly grotesque.

A fetus gets more of an emotional response.

First the pickled okra article, now this. Can we stop posting articles that make me gag?

🗣Talk THAT talk, @stephencurry30 *NSFW*

Strong curry makes me wiggle uncomfortably and cuss.

A lot of people made token homer picks for the Knights to win the Cup when the odds were 500-1 in preseason. Sports books stand to lose a LOT of money if that happens.

Quite the opposite - Vegas is losing their collective ass because this team can’t stop winning.

Now, this is how you troll. Mariachi band, tacos, and decent people! Thumbs up to everyone who participated and made this troll fiesta happen.