Trump attempting to show compassion is like reading VCR instructions written in English, translated into Japanese, then back into English

The edge you’re walking is so dull it couldn’t cut hot butter. I like it.

Jesus fucking Christ...

He sent his liason to offer comfort.

12 Angry Armed Men

I like to think about what would happen in a room full of good guys with guns if you told them there was a bad guy with a gun in there.

If only Texas had extremely loose gun laws that allowed everyone to easily access and openly carry guns, then they’re could have lots of good guys with guns to stop the bad guy with a gun here.

I can’t imagine what it means to be a student in today’s America. Just the idea that you’ll get struck at random by some white male with an assault rifle because your country is too fucking impotent to do anything.

Catapult those mushrooms into outer space and I’ll try it.

Meanwhile, on NJ Transit...

Imagine a Stanley Cup full of it.

It’s 10:59 AM right now and I’ve been thinking about lunch for two hours.

Everyone’s tripping over the bar at this point.

Because he loves Batman and doled out a sick burn. My own senators are Trump shills. What more reason do I need?

Wasn’t he in Batman vs Superman too? He is really into it

Leahy loves Batman. He was actually in the Schumacher films as well, and lent his voice to the animated series.

“Do you even know who I am!?”

Honestly, “no one knows who you are” is about the best insult I can imagine levying at a narcissistic individual.

Twice in my life, I’ve had someone hit me with a line I thought only cropped up in shitty television and films: “Do you know who I am?” as a means of saying, “I am important, and therefore you should give…

Senator Leahy learned from the best.