I think at this point it’s a game / tradition to ask him that after every loss. The regular reporters must draw straws, or maybe the task goes to whomever’s the youngest / least experienced as a bit of hazing.

If I am getting $3700 worth of Jura for Christmas, it will be coming from the western isles of Scotland and I will love you forever.

Man, that first question (did they overlook Miami with the Steelers up next week). Whoever asked has either a) never seen a Belichick presser (unlikely) or b) is outright trolling. I say that because BB puts so much emphasis in his message to reporters that they are singularly focused on the game at hand (on to…

McKay’s classic response becomes less hilarious if you believe there is a chance he’d actually put players in front of the firing squad

Hey bill *snort* what do you think of *snicker* your team’s execution?

Have you seen his girlfriend?

Belichick thoroughly broke down the failed onside kick at the end of the game for the assembled media:

Man, the palpable fucking fear in that press room.
And these pressers are BB when he’s actually forced to be nice, or at least have enough decorum for TV
Can you imagine what it’s like in a team meeting where he is basically an unsackable god?
All that anger and GFY answers, he can’t give to reporters, gets bottled up to…

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

Everyone knows that the Latke Starter is the 12 year old that has been acting shitty and therefore has to peel the potatoes.

My 86-year old Jewish mother would beat me with her cane if she saw “Latke Starter” in my kitchen.

How hard is it to fight the urge to laugh directly at the people as they purchase some of this overpriced nonsense?

Working on it

Now all we need is the article on all the things people shoved up their asses this year and 2017 will be complete!

She’s my senator, and this is her game. She’s coasted for a long time as being a moderate, appealing to purple Mainers (who are socially liberal, but have some center-right policy stances. Basically 80s-90s Republicans who would be considered far left psychos today). Since the election, people are paying MUCH more…

Nate Silver put it best on a podcast a couple weeks ago: The primary motivating policy goal of modern Republicans is tax cuts, especially tax cuts for the rich. That is why they are in office. That is why they are in office. If they aren’t going to do that, what’s the point? Yes, there is potential political pain,…

John McCain with a vagina, right down to the Maverick act.

Whenever Gawker ever mentions Ayn Rand I like to point to this David Cross bit...

Donald Trump Starts His Morning By Tweeting Vile Things About Kristen Gillibrand.

If Nikki Haley ever took her Sikh father to the White House and Trump screamed “Hey Nikki, who’s the towelhead?”, she would react by saying “Why do you always have to embarrass me like this, dad?”