“need” is a strong word

Moore, meanwhile, has yet to take questions from actual adult reporters in weeks.

So, how was A Christmas Prince?

Okay, but why do you keep watching A Christmas Prince, Jack? Hallmark Channel has plenty of other movies just like it to get you through the season. Are you okay?

The dork named Jeff is from Alabama.

Triggered much? Did you think they couldn’t? Why wouldn’t they wanna knowwhat was worth paying for and keeping in their system. Damn you Netflix for tracking performance stats of your products.

If Netflix knows what I’m watching all the time, then why does it have to keep asking me if I’m still watching?

If Jeff really gets his kicks trying to catch people making minor violations, he can just shift his attention to the Alabama Republican Party.

Hands of Ganesh

You can call to get an Uber? I thought it was app only? I mean, they can call you a cab maybe, but not an Uber.

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

I think it’s high time we get a movie with the historically more accurate British usurpers speaking Mongrel Latin, flecked with Gothic.

There are 53 dead people rotting in front of their TVs right now, and all Netflix can think to do is make fun of them. 

First twitter reply from that post:

Madison,

Kim, please.

The fact that he asked them for anything kinda proves he must have been at least a little drunk tho.

A black person asks cop for help because they’re on fire and the cop will arrest them for arson.

I thought you meant 6 fouls in 10 continuous minutes of play. Now that would be impressive.

Still not as good as Sheed getting tossed in 85 seconds.