Fast food trying to screw the poor seems self defeating.

I need a three row 6000 pound SUV because I have a kid and a dog.

This is no longer as prevalent as it once was, but I used to hear people say they wouldn’t wear their seatbelt because it could trap them in case of a crash and they’d be safer without it.

I can pronounce them easily due to the fact that I’m a lush.

I guess I’m more of an oenophile than I thought, because I’ve never had any trouble pronouncing those, and I failed French. Twice.

“All of these varieties are French, a notoriously tricky language for Americans to get right”

Disney people are really weird.

 This is a stupid idea that appeals to a tiny percentage of the audience. BRING BACK INTERMISSION. That’s what will make bank.

Pretty sure we had purple tomatoes decades ago, how else would we have purple ketchup???

Yes per usual corporate America sits around scratching their heads wondering why people aren’t buying as much X as they used to do. It certainly can’t be that it’s gone up in price 40% over the last few years. 

The pig really is the most delicious animal. 

Yeah, no. When Oscar Meyer crap bacon is $10/lb, there is a reason its not selling. I love making carnitas or throwing a pork shoulder in the instapot, but I haven’t bought bacon in years.

What you’re missing is that it also takes more time to assemble!

“Nearly any filling is a candidate for a chopped salad sandwich”

“Man, Lovecraft Country was so good. I don’t understand why they would end it after one season.”

I live a few hours away and I don’t get why anyone likes to eat these things. The horrible tactile experience and mess is not worth the tiny edible bit. Shrimp are way easier and tastier.

I’m def gonna soak some dried cherries.