They may be on the lower end of the mass-produced cookie scale, and I rarely ever buy them, but there are honestly few things I enjoy in this world more than dunking a Chips Ahoy! into a cold glass of milk for one second and scarfing it down. Every time results in an Anton Ego-esque wave of food comfort nostalgia. 

I’m guessing the whole reason for the “MMMprovements” is finding a way to reformulate the chocolate chips to use less actual chocolate, but somehow add to the chip count.

So the answer truly is “with a knife.”

And as Jon pointed out to those who didn’t already know, there are plenty of victims. Whether it is the banks that have to pass on their losses to the rest of us or him cheating the government out of money, he has definitely taken money from the general public.

If I deliberately shoot at someone and miss, technically nobody has been harmed, but I’m still guilty of attempted murder. It’s insane that Republicans are trying to excuse fraud, an actual crime, because there’s “no victim.” That’s not how fraud works!

This change is about as impactful as switching to on site sliced lumchmeat, in that it isn’t really very impactful at all.

Not sure that bigger is better here. What’s the flavor like? Is it blueberry enough?

While I’ll accept that no mice got to your pizza stash, mice could certainly climb a luggage rack to get to food. I’ve pulled into my garage to see mice scurrying up the vertical studs to get to safety.

Honestly for the food court, this will probably be a huge benefit to the paying members.

Not necessarily. For many of us “When people think of Chick-fil-A, they think of chicken sandwiches bigotry”.

“I would do a restaurant if someone else was fronting the money and not expecting me to be there every day,” he says. “I’ll put my name on it and help come up with ideas for the restaurant. I’m not going to be the guy in the kitchen because I don’t have the time or desire.”

A good college friend of mine has Celiac’s Disease. Eating food even slightly contaminted with gluten would leave him vomiting repeatedly, the runs, and severe cramping.

I use a razor to shave off the kiwi fuzz. It took me awhile to find shaving cream and after shave that didn’t affect the taste too much.   

Having grown up around boiled dinner, I can say this: any preparation that doesn’t involve boiling the absolute shit out of it alongside ham and root vegetables, until it resembles gossamer sheets suspended in a vat of liquid fart.

Okonomiyaki, a Japanese dish that’s basically a savory cabbage pancake, is a good way to eat a bunch of cabbage. It’s a simple unsweetened batter of flour, egg, and dashi, mixed with a large quantity of shredded cabbage, topped with thin sliced pork or other protein. It’s then flavored with Japanese worchester sauce…

They need to fix their chicken before they can make a decent snack wrap. I had their most recent chicken sandwich and it was abyssmal. The chicken breast was smaller than the bun and dry. Haven’t tried it again.

It’s because if I wanted to order from a machine, I’d pre-order from my phone. Not talk to one pretending to be a human. Don’t be a cunt about it.

That’s why you leave your address when you order.

oh heck yes, all the broccoli I can eat!!! i am going to put these guys out of business.

How about an option to GO bottomless there? Air it out on a hot summer day sans-culottes?