What you’re missing is that it also takes more time to assemble!

“Nearly any filling is a candidate for a chopped salad sandwich”

“Man, Lovecraft Country was so good. I don’t understand why they would end it after one season.”

I live a few hours away and I don’t get why anyone likes to eat these things. The horrible tactile experience and mess is not worth the tiny edible bit. Shrimp are way easier and tastier.

Whiskey sours are ‘The drink my family let me drink before I was 21'...and it certainly learned me about drinking too much whiskey and sour mix hoo boy.

Where is the blood or orphans? Facebook moms and boomers told me she drinks that. 

Sounds refreshing. Maybe I’ll make a batch when spring arrives.

I’m def gonna soak some dried cherries. 

While they’re at it, bring back the PlayLands with the metal playground equipment. Kids don’t need their teeth anyway, they’ll grow a new set! 

Can we just call it “The fookie?”

A reminder to readers of The Takeout that its staff has been holding so-far-fruitless negotiations for better pay and working conditions and have authorized a strike if nothing is settled by today — check the Onion Union’s social media sites to see if a strike happens so you don’t accidentally check the Takeout,…

Fast food breakfast: No

I just can’t imagine any situation where “go out and get breakfast” is more appealing than “not doing that.”  If it was on the way to something, the choice between “stopping for breakfast” or “not devoting any time to that” it might be close.

If more people are working from home, doesn’t it stand to reason that fewer folks are getting fast-food breakfasts and lunches? I mean, the research is comparing pre-pandemic to post-pandemic, right?

Boys, I think we dun found ourselfs a commie!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s not get crazy here. 

Have they tried better pay and conditions, so people don’t have to work until their sanity breaks, instead? Seems like a gimme to me.

As a non-American I only know 4 of the 18 names here. And as an old person I’m just going to go ahead and grumpily declare that Gen Z doesn’t know what they’re doing. 

Gen Z can afford to eat at Ruth’s Chris’s weirdly named Steakhouse’s?

Bananas are a monoculture so it doesn’t matter where you buy them anywhere in the world or whether you buy organic or conventional. Unless they look funny (small, red, plantain, etc) they are Cavendish bananas and clones of each other.