Welcome to the world of highly allocated products, Brandon. You either win the lottery, pay extra on a secondary market, or decide you can live without it.

Dannis, I beg of you, please never use any variation of “break the Internet” ever again. That phrase needs to die an ignominious death.

Subway doesn’t seem to understand their customers.

Yeah, but is it because it’s so good or just because it’s new and there’s literally only one location? Sonic and Krispy Kreme used to be really popular when they first opened here too, but now, there’s hardly a line at either. Also, their food offerings look pretty meh. I was expecting a bit more than egg McMuffins…

I like Stewart. I’m happy to have him back, especially with this being an election year.

We all had one or two Turtles, maybe even the full line-up

Seems like the old “lets beat down and overwork our already beaten down underpaid employees. Underpaying and overworking people who are the front line of food safety is not a good idea. 

Subway, to me, is like McDonalds. I don’t go there because they use the highest quality ingredients and sell the best food. I go there because it’s cheap and they have some aggressive deals in the app. Last week I went to Subway because they had a “FLBOGO” deal in their app — two sandwiches for the price of one. I got…

The burger store ran out of burgers, interesting.

WTF is “fluffy meat”‽

I work at shoprite, don’t make much more than minimum wage - and I can tell you at least in my store, on my shift those slicers are cleaned so well I’d happily serve my own grandmother anything off them. Not all of us are lazy and incompetent - in fact most of the people I work with bust their rears every shift.

I remember seeing Fluffy Meat open for the Ramones at CBGB back in ‘82...

I had a motorized meat slicer in my kitchen for years. Nothing over the top or industrial grade but it was great for more than just slicing meats; good for certain cheeses and veggies too. You could get paper-thin onion slices.

Turns out not everyone lives near local places or can afford them. Sorry we are all not like you and can afford that luxury.

Hot sauce is not for a breakfast burrito, it should be salsa 100% of the time.

Though I generally agree with you, Subway is the only place near where I work that I can get a hoagie with peppers and spinach and it being one of 2 chain restaurants in town for the past ~20 years hasn’t closed down any of the ten other different places where you can get a hoagie.

My  mistake was going too fancy - I thought it was spelling Bagels & Beignets - not Bagels and Doughnuts!

As the parent of a child with a severe allergy, I really need you to stop putting “non-GMO” and “organic” on the same level as “nut-free” or “gluten-free”. They are not the same, they are not even remotely similar, and the ridiculous obsession with organic and non-GMO foods has lead people to attempt to feed my child…

I guess if you have allergies you do what you have to do, but “milk-like chocolatey candies” is one of the saddest phrases ever printed and seems like a Simpsons joke.

Dear God, no. It’s already bad enough that I sometimes have to go to Walmart (small town, so some stuff isn’t anywhere else and sometimes it’s late), but being able to check myself out and not waste time in line is the only saving grace. Being able to look up stuff on the app and get a pretty precise pin for it’s…