I’m sure it is lost on most of these people that if they had been actually buying it for $3 a pack instead of just feeling nostalgic for it, they wouldn’t have to pay $179 a pack for it now.

Hey, man, this is all some of us have going for us...

The glaring omission is how Canada never gets the fun flavours.

I must now make Xzibit proud by making Rice Krispies treats using the Rice Krispies treats flavor Peeps for the marshmallows.

It’s a little late for a Deadspin/Takeout crossover, Doc.

Because it is bothering the hardest trophy to win and the most beautiful trophy in sports?

“There’s just no reason a top-heavy insulated tumbler best suited to long-haul trucking should be selling for thousands of dollars online.” There’s no reason they should be selling for $49.95!!!

Every single person who has consumed it has died or will die in the future, it’s poison!

All this, just for deadly dihydrogen monoxide.

My girls learned a lot about public speaking, organization, responsibility selling cookies.

I’m good then. Can’t be hungover if you haven’t stopped drinking, that is just good science.

In honor of the duration of Fruit Stripe's flavor, I will observe five seconds of silence... and that's being generous.

Order accuracy and deals are exactly why I use an app whenever possible. At least then I have no one to blame but myself if I order the wrong thing.

On the topic of chewing gum, for some reason when I was around 10 years old, a whole slew of new gums came out. I remember Freshen Up, Bubble Yum, and Bubblicious all being new at about that time. A piece of one of those was like some kind of prison barter token to schoolkids at recess. Once in about 7th grade one of…

I can’t be the only one who thinks this is kind of awesome, right? Isn’t this basically peak-Jalop? Buying the cars of yesteryear that we claim to pine for, but also with a warranty?

The concept sounds like it has a lot of potential, but it feels like the mistake was trying to pull these off without having to develop a whole new ‘container’ to deliver them in.

Best Chicago dog I’ve ever had is in O’Hare Airport, at a tiny bar called Rush Street. It is a blink-and-you-miss-it spot, but they have a few good beers on tap, it is relatively easy to find (if you know it is there), and has a really good Chicago dog (which I know has as much to do with the when where how and why as…

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We just got back from a Hawaiian vacation at a higher-end resort that I used points on, and the restaurants to a one (from poolside to high-end) all had kids menus. The higher-end restaurant had slightly more finicky food on the kids menu, but it was clearly designed for kids.

“An eatery with a children’s menu that includes smaller portions from the main menu, even if they’re alongside such beige standbys as chicken fingers and fries, is a great find.”