Yes. There are “good” pizza places near me, but a single pizza costs $20 and I can’t afford that when I’m feeding my kids. Little Caesar’s pizzas are around $8. Pizza Hut gives you two for $16. Papa John’s is two for $14. Papa Murphy’s has medium 2-topping pizzas for $6.99 currently. Etc.

It’s a money issue, not a…

Can a get FIVE of those new Mambo sauces, please?

“needs no breaks”. Maintenance requires downtime, preferably planned, or the machine will plan it for you.

Now the man that invented the robot
Thought he was mighty fine
But John Henry made fifteen bowls
The steam drill only made nine, Lord, Lord
The robot only made nine

I love this, conceptually, but I really have some hard reality questions. If you’ve used one of the systems for powertools, you know that you’re going to buy at least two battery/chargers. You also know that without careful planning, these devices are going to die when you want them. The number of times that some…

Or you could just go to Red Robin and get the Royal Red Robin, any time.

So like ten+ dollars to make a gross hack sandwich?  That’s...certainly a thing that one could do, I guess.

As a starbucks user who gets just black coffee, i wish they had a self serve/pay station in the lobby. Like a vending machine type thing. boop your card, 12 ounces comes out.

If they ever change anything about their tacos I’ll kill everyone in the room and then myself.

Isn’t there a “sexy” chicken ring costume? Can chicken rings be any sexier?

Their tacos are so fucking disgusting and give me two immediately. 

There is no more torturous first-world problem that getting stuck in a Starbucks drive-thru line for a half-hour if just one car ahead of you is a soccer mom in a Suburban filled with teens, each wanting their own, customized Frappuccino.

Unironically, unabashedly, I love Jack in the Box’s tacos. Are they authentic? Fuck no. Do they hit the spot every time? Absofuckinglutely. Very keen to try this latest iteration!

I know what you’re thinking, but there’s something about Jack in the Box tacos - probably that the shells are deep fried in the restaurant - that makes them taste more like an actual street food item than Taco Bell’s regular tacos.

Granted he’s a huge cat nerd (one of his restaurants was called “GATO”), so makes sense that a chef would want to make their pets special food.

The racism is strong with this one

“How could making staff stand and wait the extra 15 seconds to fill the cup up be more efficient”

I find it amazing that some PR/marketing people stay employed with such gems as “spent $200, get access to a shop that sells Subway shit”. Why the fuck would you restrict that? Are there a ton of people anxious AF to buy a Subway polo shirt to the point where you need to restrict access? Furthermore, who the fuck is…

I used to believe as you do. Then I tried candy corn mixed with peanuts. If you like a Payday bar, you’ll actually like the combo. Only 2 candy corn per small handful of peanuts though.

Hey Marnie!
This was very cool, thanks for the shout out!!

I hope this piece helps people live their best lives while eating on the run.