I mean I know you guys don’t give a fuck but can you try not to spoil this shit so easily.  I didn’t even realize this was a masked singer article until I read it in the damn thing. 

Am pregnant.  GIVE ME NOW.

A coworker’s mom was dying of ALS, and it manifested by first affecting the muscles in her throat, causing her not to be able to swallow fast enough to drink liquids. My coworker had asked her mom what she missed most about her pre-diagnosis life, and she said she missed getting to just have a cocktail with a friend.

I didn’t know I could dislike jelly more than I already do. But now I know there are ways to make it even worse.

If a pint is a pound the world around, how heavy is that watermelon?

I hate that approach (putting like with like) since all too often, the spoons will nest together & not get as clean as they should - even in a brand new dishwasher.

what’s the flight capacity of an unladen raven?

The curly fry is the greatest innovation in potato-shaping since the Pringle: Discuss.

FUCK ARBY’S. Their parent company Inspire Brands, Inc., formerly Arby’s Restaurant Group Inc.,bragged in internal documents about its role preventing the $15 an hour minimum wage.

They can talk too. And it’s creepy as hell because it sounds like a human voice, not like parrots that are high-pitched.

Ravens are amazing, cool animals. They’re one of the few bird species that have been spotted using various items as tools in order to get food. And they are seriously, seriously fucking cool.

The question shouldn’t be if I would. It should be if I have.

I live in NYC and have come to accept that the Mr. Softee’s are obviously a front for mobile drug dealers. There’s no reason in the year of COVID should the ice-cream man be circling the neighborhood at 10 am or 9pm. The kids are either in school or getting ready for bed.  I’m on to your game Mr. Softee.

You’ll do a ‘Space: 1999' and you’ll like it, mister!

I dunno, that whole Q thing might be just a tiny bit worse.

At the time Milos Foreman was casting his filmed version of Amadeus, Mark Hamill has just taken over the lead role from Tim Curry on Broadway, to generally favorable reviews. He tested for the part, but Foreman ultimately wanted to cast unknown actors and thought audiences wouldn’t be able to get past the fact that…

Here’s your money, go see a Star War.

As someone who doesn’t look like Mark Hamill, I will also do a Star Wars.

As a middle-aged consumer of pop culture I am pleased to see Mark Hamill getting respect and veneration. He went through some wilderness years casting-wise, for sure, after the original trilogy was over. I’m sure there’s some back story there, but it seems like this is a better time to be a performer in general. There…

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