Most of the time, parents need to approach differing opinions as a meeting of valid ideas to hash out an agreement. This is not one of those times. The writer’s husband is an asshole. There’s no middle ground here. It’s one thing to encourage your kid to live a healthy and active life. Teaching her that being…

He just sounds so mean. Like really? You wouldn’t leave your kid in her care, just because she’s fat?? I fucking hate people like this. They can’t see beyond people’s weight.

A man once told me that he would divorce me if I got fat. I am no longer with that man.

Jesus Christ. Why haven’t men died off yet?

“PEEPSI” was right there....

Also, mixing a bit into your ranch salad dressing right before you add it gives it some much needed zing.

Do you need me to jump in on that teams call?

It hasn’t even been an hour since I posted this and already I’m eating a fried chicken sandwich WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME.

“Guys can’t even talk to women these days without getting accused of harassment.”

And this is why guys who get all squirmy and scared whenever the topic of #MeToo comes up should always be suspect.

Thomas Middleditch is what you’d get if you asked someone to draw a caricature of a white man running a pick-up artist seminar at a gaming convention.

He looks like he’s both a sailor and a ballet dancer and terrible at both

Thomas Middleditch description dunking thread:

Question about “billionaires” like Kylie.

Isn’t their wealth tied up in the value of their businesses? As in, her stock options and her business property stuff all add up to almost a billion?

She ought to have enough to pay this guys surgery, and she ought to have done it. But I’m curious about how liquid her cash…

Wouldn’t it be marvelous if some of the Kardashian clan were seen to be doing some good and selfless things for their fellow Americans with all those millions (maybe billions). As big time influencers, maybe they could be doing some influencing towards something other than personal self interest.

“You’re most likely mad at yourself for denying yourself the pleasures that someone else enjoyed.”

You’re most likely mad at yourself for denying yourself the pleasures that someone else enjoyed.

It’s from the CW, so it sounds like they’re trying to recapture the Riverdale magic. I don’t think it will work, though, because A)it’s fucking Powerpuff Girls, and B)they already tried this with Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and it didn’t work. 

Would you go to a concert, purchase a lawn seat and expect to be able to move to a front row seat just because it’s empty? Same for a sorting event. Why is common sense so sparse these days?

No way I’m switching seats so that I can get my legs crushed while some lady who wasn’t paying attention while booking can not feel bad about her incompetence.