Thought the creamy chipotle sauce was nacho cheese and now am strangely disappointed. 

I think the bacon and gruyere egg bites are in my top 5 fast food items. That being said, they’ve been unavailable here all pandemic - just the roasted red pepper ones are on offer.

Not sure if it made it down south, but McPizza has been trending in Canada since last week thanks to this open ended tweet:

Eat the rich. They will be tender and fatty like wagyu thanks to all the in home soft serve.

While I’m pro-McChicken, I am an even bigger advocate for the Junior Chicken, which is a smaller, peppery-er version and perfect when you’re on the go and need to eat but don’t want to feel too full or like you just consumed your day’s worth of sodium. (Just checked, only 23% of your daily recommended intake!) Perfect…

And the rest of the world who have had very little access to vaccine?

America, open your borders again! We have Girl Scout cookie needs!

a house centipede problem

Purgatory is a Wal-Mart McDonalds.

This season and Katie went from being one of my favs to being just the worst in two short episode. 

Didn’t we already do the matcha thing in the aughts? The green tea frappuccino and whatnot?

I’m still uncomfortable being unmasked around other people, and now these people want me to touch something that’s been in some stranger’s mouth? No, thank you. 

I mean *technically* it has scenery.

This has some real Marie Antoinette vibes to me. Eat the rich.

I cannot put myself in the headspace of parents who named their kid Herb 20-odd years ago.

Take your star, damnit.

Was pickle flavour a 90s thing? Did I miss that?

And if it’s still there, does the ice cream machine always work? Feels like it should.

Man, I am apparently in the minority of those who love stale, day-old still delightfully greasy popcorn. It’s the reason I get a medium.

Former World of Warcraft developer Alex Afrasiabi and other current and former Blizzard developers allegedly posing with a portrait of Bill Cosby at BlizzCon 2013