Shake Shack: If you’re a badged poll worker, stop by any Shake Shack for a free burger.

Toaster oven?

I feel like a longer headline for this could also be “America looks back at 8 months of quarantine, says fuck it, adds more butter.”

This is a total of 105 packets, according to my English degree.

Dale wanting to eat the dog treats and his cackle when he found out what they were was the first time this season I’ve kind of understood Claire’s attraction to him. Also that white short suit was amazing on her.

I do, Butt Butt!

Bless.

Not to be weird but I just want to, like, roll around in these. Like, I want a bed made of warm sticky toffee buns that I can crawl into at least until the US election is over, and maybe until I have the COVID vaccine.

I don’t mean to be crass but I had to look twice to confirm that fridge didn’t have hair coming from its undercarridge. “Fridge pubes” was not a thing I wanted to be confronted with today.

The “former” thing has always bugged me. What do they do now? Are they living off of their 3rd string salary while they wait for the show to air so they can become influencers? Are they living in their parents’ basements? Is it just a nice way of saying “I’m unemployed and unemployable?”

Although I will say the fandom also has—Kelly, if you ever want to read a curated list, there are some that, I swear, if these people are not professional writers, they should be. [snip]. But like some of this stuff, it’s some of the best things I’ve read, period.

PASSION FLAKIES YES. Apple raspberry flavor only.

Nova Scotia variant: this but made with a smoked picnic ham and referred to as Boiled Dinner. Better than it sounds, I swear.

May I suggest a similar deep dive into Pictou County pizza (Sam’s or gtfo)? People get that stuff over-nighted around the country apparently.

The fresh sugar snap peas and cherry tomatoes on that board are sending me.

Most of the sushi pizza I’ve had falls into the trap of a glue-y, too thick rice patty which makes the whole thing extremely unpleasant. When it’s done wrong, it’s really wrong. Maybe I need to try it at a higher end place.

Ya! I’m so glad this is back. I didn’t even watch last night and once I got to the description of the farting butt in a ring box, I realized I don’t have to.

Man they just released a Coffee Crip Thin bar, and normally I am skeptical of anything “thin” as a ploy to get me to pay the same for less but it really is delicious. 2 layers of wafer and 1 coffee cream coated in chocolate. Yum.

I cradle my cup of Double Double (capitalized here because Tim Hortons has trademarked the name)

Well now I’d really like to visit this place, and I got to say the fact that kids are able to make the hike has almost convinced me that I might be able to haul my flabby body up the path.