There is some irony in this launching the day most of us are off and thus not browsing The Takeout while killing time at work. I mean I suppose some of us were hiding from our relatives in the bathroom and looking at our phones, but still.

Boomers picked caramel apples! CARAMEL APPLES! Those things are full of razor blades!

I would just like this young man to get his foot off the bench, please.

I’m mostly concerned about the packaging. Raisins need to come in those little cardboard boxes or they can gtfo.

I’m mildly sad I’ll never have the chance!

maybe to beat the heat on the Las Vegas Strip, or while waiting for a table at one of the restaurants along Universal Studios CityWalk, or to incredulously check the price tag on the five-foot-tall plush gummy bear displayed in the window

I chose to take a later connecting flight out of O’Hare a few years ago to make sure I had time to hit up Tortas Frontera and honestly it was worth it. I have to admit I did enjoy feeling superior to the people lined up at the McDonalds literally right next to it.

That . . . that looks good? I might be tempted to try this? What is this feeling? Is it hope?

I do not wish to be a pedant but this recipe does not, in fact, add lemon.

What’s the chocolate creme to peanut butter ration on that white elephant? Normal size cup? Mimi cup? Bar?

This is truly an innovation.

RIP bear Fridays.

WHO IS FLYING RIGHT NOW, AND WHY ARE THEY WORRIED ABOUT SNACKS?

Legit gasped out loud at the idea of haloumi croutons.

Orange pop was clearly a miss here, I agree.

under the guise of mother-and-son bonding

Came here to say this.

Airfrying is a game changer for wings.

Yes. Yes please.

kinja won’t let me star this so *