Huh. It sounds like Bob’s intervention helped David after all.

I’m posting this just for the sound.

One of the easiest ways to determine a hostile work environment in the entertainment industry: the number of job openings that are consistently opening at a company, and the insurmountable number of job boards they appear on because they desperately need to find people as quick as possible. Whenever I was looking for…

Oh god. I’m having nightmarish visions of Hummer douchebros sneaking up on smaller cars (or cyclists) and suddenly crabbing in front of them. This is going to be the new coal rolling.

“I’ve had it with this game! I’m going for a scuttle!”

Wow, they’re pretty quick to finger the neighbor for it, but I guess the evidence does point to him.

The cartels would probably be able to teach him how to build a proper tunnel... 

A small pebble glued inside the cap can provide some gaslighting fun, too.

Schrader valve stem remover. Annoying slow leak or impossible to fill flat, it’s Choose Your own Adventure.

Sounds like the perp tried to use a folding knife that, under enormous pressure in the slightly wrong direction, snapped shut on his digit. It’s pretty easy to do, having cut my pinky nearly to the bone in high school while trying to trim a leather belt.

He criticized Musk’s tunnel once... He won’t be doin’ that again.

that’s cool and all, but it’s a logistical nightmare and extra unsafe for firefighters. think about how close you’d need to be to have access to the port. not to mention that firefighters (who are not as well funded as police forces) would need new tools to use the port, and the flow channels would need to be…

It seems Spring Texas fire dept is incapable of handling an electrical fire. There’s lots of guns in Texas, why didn’t they just shoot the flames out.

Those articles don’t mention Barry Sonnenfeld and the pillow fort:

HAIL SATAN

you’ll pry my legos out of my cold, dead hands.

I have a pentagram pendant hanging from my mirror, which I never have problems from other driver but I’m afraid that I’ll be the target of some Christian Cop because I don’t follow their bs beliefs.

Nothing to do with these murders by police - but stop with the air fresheners. If you car needs one, you need to do a better job keeping your car clean. And things hanging from the rear-view is tacky. Get your shit together.

Now cops pulling you over for that - total BS. Murdering you is obviously much worse.

I will…

Yes, I’m that person :)