Gotta agree. My favorite thing to do in that state of mind is laugh, so it’s all about comedies for me. American Dad and Walk Hard: the Dewey Cox Story have gotten me through this year.

Gotta say, the “it’s-all-about-the-visuals, plot-free dreamy-soundtracked semi-documentary thing” is one of my least favorite kinds of movies to watch stoned. Piss off everybody who insisted it was the greatest idea to put on Koyaanisqatsi with the lights off back in the day.

A few years back I learned what probably everyone else for the previous 40 years already knew: “Star Trek: The Motion Picture” is AMAZING on LSD.

I’m sorry, but I must vehemently object to this notion of getting stoned while watching Stanley Kubrick’s adaption of my autobiography. If we wanted you to kacked to the gills we would have included that in the Dawn of Man sequence.

It’s funny to me how many of the big names in the VR industry are laissez-faire capitalists who all unquestionably support the economic system that actively makes it nigh impossible for the tech to ever go mainstream due to it making housing both more costly and smaller in space per pound every year.

I actually had to Google to see if the Ancient Aliens guy was Sir Giorgio Tsoukalos. He isn’t, thankfully, but given the number of stupid knighthoods it was actually plausible that he could have been.

I love that the spaceship in this movie is called Icarus II. Because Icarus, the first fly-close-to-the-sun spaceship, didn’t work out for some reason.

Not sure how you could fit a full frontal lobe in there. Army recruiters love pinheads like this.

The only drug he cares about is a little blue pill.

Violent splinter group. 

As far as I’m concerned, this is a perfect movie up to the crew’s return from the ghost ship. I have to disagree, Dowd, that there’s anything particularly exciting or scary about the final act. You can practically feel Danny Boyle ripping the steering wheel from Alex Garland’s hands. And that “nightmarish blur” felt…

Limited edition digital content is the most asinine concept I’ve ever heard of, and I simply won’t support any business or creator that buys into it.

This was the movie that made me a believer in Chris Evans’ talent. Before that, I had only seen The Perfect Score and Fantastic Four and was pretty nonplussed. He’s so good in this though, and then came Push and Scott Pilgrim and he just kept on going.

NFTs are how I know I get to be witness to late-stage capitalism. 

“If there is grass on the field, I can shoot it or rape it."

cool then rittenhouse is a man and he needs to hang until he stops moving.

Only in the conservative universe can a 13 year old be considered “of age”...

“Besides, we are already past the point of no return.”

I’ll give ‘em this: At least you don’t need to wear protective heat and UV shielding when lit, nor do you have to wear a 150lb. battery pack to use it.

Or, just buy a regular sword and cover the blade with glow-in-the dark paint.  Won’t light up a room or go VVVVVVV but you’ll definitely be able to chop off hands.