What about my favorite frivolity, Darth Spatula?

AKA, “and that’s when the suspect fell on my fist repeatedly”.

Officer: “And that’s when I performed a closed finger on trigger strike”

Clever euphemisms don’t change a thing.

What’s that?

Smith should just sell his movies directly to MST3k at this point.

Just lock your kids in the basement forever, I hear there’s feral women on the streets.

I remember being somewhere with premium cable probably 5 or so years ago and seeing that they still occasionally aired some late night skinemax. But I also remember watching the very entertaining documentary Popatopolis from 2009, which showed the making of a 2005 Jim Wynorski boob movie that was bound for skinemax.…

I think some zombies go to Bard for that crunchy granola, some go to MIT for those mathematical neuron noms, and some go to Harvard for that “I got reservations at Dorzia” cuisine

I fully expect a scene where Vin Diesel survives in the vacuum of space for 30 minutes with nothing but a lungful of air and the power of family.

Oh man - they should have named it BluesCruise

“Oh we knew hihihi.” Thank you for being condescending & snarky to people still in the closet and scared to come out.

This has been my first thought anywhere. It’s ridiculous.

I see couple of things happening with this Colton discourse.

Okay, now, the concept of real-world police that teleport in behind you wherever you are is almost too terrifying: it feels like a hat on a hat, like giving Freddy Kreuger a chainsaw.

It’s a public service, eating the brains of every future politician and Captain of Finance.

It’s an elitism thing. None of the zombies are willing to admit Harvard brains taste the same as any other.

...they didn’t allow forearm tattoos before now? Was the kitchen staffed by, like, one person!?

Wouldn’t it be fucking great if we kept the administering of goddamn fucking traffic out of the hands of the goddamn fucking police? Why do we need a armed to the teeth police officer ticketing people for stupid fucking air freshners??? 

Tons of people attended.  There just weren’t very many of them.

Judging by that dude’s neck rolls, I don’t think you can say they failed to draw a sizable crowd.