One would hope that the magic number for teams being willing to treat a franchise quarterback as toxic would be under 22.

Sounds to me like Arkham Horror needs to take the Warhammer approach!

Ritter’s gotta be up there with Glover as far as surprisingly common last names for actors who aren’t related.

I know they do that with mass vaccination sites. I got my second appointment right after. Work paid for my time to take both shots. They were also going to give me free Lyft rides to my appointments but it would it only had a $15 minimum. Lyft has gotten very expensive during this pandemic it's cheaper now to call a…

I mean, yeah. You SEE the size of those pills?

What about Dr. Mario?

I agree 50%. Everyone is supposed to get the vaccine, there is a lot of vaccine available, and they’ve been vaccinating high-risk people for months, so complaining about people “jumping the line” is counterproductive. If you can’t get a vaccine, that’s probably because your local health officials are inept, not…

Y-you mean script doctors aren’t REAL doctors!?

Oh I’m sure they’ve all been vaccinated.

Go out like Dewey Cox, dying three minutes after your lifetime achievement award. 

Really tightening up that Lifetime Achievement-to-In Memoriam pipeline.

The day I knew for sure that America would be completely and utterly fucked by covid was the day a lady in my Facebook community group posted about needing to find a dog groomer. This was in March 2020, when it looked like the world was ending, and only “essential” activity was permitted in my state.

My overall point is that creating scarcity with a computer is antithetical to how a computer works - it's an information reproduction machine. 

To me, this sounds very similar to arguments about digital purchases. For example, if you buy A Star Is Born on iTunes, you’re not really buying the movie, you’re essentially renting a license to view it on specific platforms and hoping iTunes remains open and doesn’t take it down because you are not buying the…

That seems less Disney and more my brother was a jerk. 

When I was around 3 or 4 years old, my grandparents were going to LA to visit my uncle. They offered to take me with them so I could go to Disneyland.

Really?  What turned you off from her?  When she asked you to dress up as Goofy while she dressed up as Minnie to have sexy fun time?

To be fair that is quite the dick move. My younger brother used to watch the Sound of Music every single day without fail for months on end to the point where despite not not seeint it myself or even being in the room, just passing by every so often, I could repeat the lyrics to all the songs by heart, and I wouldn’t…

So in selling, did dude also offload responsibility for fighting for his rights for recognition and compensation as creator of it? No, right? My best understanding of NFTs is that it’s like going into a memorabilia shop and buying a certificate of authenticity but not the item it certifies (and also that you pay for…

Okay, but Kayla better damn well be getting some salmon as payment for her contribution.