I’m pretty sure that’s explained by the old Mel Brooks line “Tragedy is me cutting my finger; comedy is you falling through an open manhole.”

They just need an allen key, a Saturday afternoon, and a marriage they’re willing to put on the line.

If any thing - Deus Ex’s “Hong Kong Canal” fucking bangs.

He just shoved his whole vulva into the mouth.

I apologize if I’ve pissed people off.

He also drove around hanging out the window of a cab he was driving screaming that he was a lawyer, ran into the party bus of a stranger’s bachelor night and led a sing-a-long, and crashed through a parking garage gate to avoid a $9 fee while impersonating a federal agent with hundreds of dollars in cash on hand.

I…

Definitely keep us posted on how the ride changes. I also have the RE 3.5 lift, and my XJ has been, you know, lightened somewhat by the removal of its interior, hatch glass, and other unnecessary accessories.

The rape and incest bit is really unsettling if you consider that the anti choice movement is based on the idea that a fetus is legally and morally the same as a person, rooted in religious ideas about the soul and the sanctity of conception. In that worldview, making an exception for certain fetuses is saying that…

I dunno. Let’s ask Ivanka for her take....

Everytime I see her in those fakata glasses, I think of Eggbert.

I heard him on the Tiger Belly podcast talk about how he was hired to be the host of a show called ‘Guinness World Records Gone Wild’ on TruTV. After one episode the producers said he was ‘too wild’ and replaced him with Dan Cortese.

My favorite DMX moment was the time he showed up to an award show with his dog and the dog had actual metal plate body armor on.  Someone asked him why and he said “You never know when an enemy is gonna roll up and try to shoot your dog”.  Funny and heart warming and also kinda insane.  I hope he pulls through. 

So what does being a centrist when it comes to abortion mean, exactly?  Is this some splitting the baby down the middle sitch?

It sounds like a great opportunity for people who like movies they don’t really enjoy but that make them feel smart. 

It makes sense— nobody else in the roster of Transylvanian Extend Universe heroes in this film is going to be able to defeat the Malmkrog.

I think that’s the point. They took her in and can’t figure out what they’re supposed to do with her. Every handbook only has instructions on how to terrorize brown people.

I keep reading shit on WaPo and Atlantic that claims he is “handsome” and “charismatic” as well as a “rising star” amongst the GOP. He looks like a fucking mutant crafted by an alien who had only heard of mankind by rough description, and even the GOP by most accounts can’t wait to be rid of him.

“What did John do?”
“They are sad”

Those seven words should be put in a time capsule so the people in the year 2300 can find out where it all went wrong.