Many years ago, the magazine, Automobile, would do special reviews for April Fools. Things like road test the Budweiser Clydesdales or a sled dog team. Those articles were hilarious. The Clydesdales, by the way, were terrible at the skid pad and slalom tests. Their 0-60 time isnt even worth mentioning. They also road…

I totally would have read full treatments of the Lost Pen as well as some quality bullshit Torchlopnik about turn signals.

RE: Number 7, it’s dangerous to joke about a person’s religion. Should make it political instead. If there is one thing people don’t take too seriously, it’s politics.

I'd play the Naked Lunch RPG, if it were voiced by Peter Weller. 

The Harley Davidson Crematorium Furnace is really more of a commercial model.

Is everything okay over there?

I worked close with metal foundaries for a part of my job (I was responsible for production machining cast parts).

I prefer the Patrick Star over Spongebob for wheels

Clearly there’s a market.

I’ve got one.

With flames. Literal flames.

“10. SAE Announces New Level 6 Of Autonomy, Where The Sentient Car No Longer Gives A Shit About Driving Your Stupid Ass Anywhere

Given their penchant for merchandising, a Harley Davidson coffin seems plausible - black and chrome, etc.

Psssssh my car can do over 180km/h youll never catch me.

Age guidelines seem somewhat unnecessary for a game like Disco Elysium: I don’t think kids who might do coke have the attention span for it or are really interested in this type of game. Or if kids enjoy it, they’re probably smart kids who “get it”.

I mean, I imagine any Aussie worth their salt on the matter was just gonna use the ole’ VPN passport to ‘step out’ of Australia and buy the game regardless. I suppose this just saves everyone the extra step. 

I'm sorry, but what you just said was published in the Ringu hentai. You'll have to accompany us to the station.

In Australia, we spell it “arseholes”.

I don’t see how you survive if bad math pisses you off to this extent. Bad math is everywhere, I advise some emotional distance for your own well being