I mean, we’ve got an entire internet brigade working overtime feigning sympathy for the Uighurs just because it chalks up points against “CHY-NAH!”

“From TV GUIDE, January 1999: ‘All in all, I found “The Sopranos” to be a smart, thrilling, and thought-provoking new drama. The only questionable element is the off-putting and truly inexplicable inclusion of pop sensation MEATLOAF as a “Crypt Keeper”-esque master-of-ceremonies leading in and out of every episode…

I can think of a bunch of foods I’d fuck before meatloaf.

The “WHAT THE FUCK?!?!” when he’s watching the lame stand-up take over the show is one of the greatest moments in comedy history. 

I haven’t seen this yet, but just giving a thumbs up for the reference to A Gun for George, which might be one of the best deconstructions of this kind of angry-schlubby-white-guy-gets-a-gun-and-shoots-scumbags narrative I’ve ever seen.

MEATLOAF: Welcome to my castle. Tonight... Downton Abbey.

We had Meat do a Cameo for my dad’s birthday. One of my brothers had us add “Your kids said to send nudes. And I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do that” to the suggestion box. Meat didn’t quite understand, and the result was really, really funny. This video is one of my prize possessions.

Clearly we have a chip shortage because they’re all inside the vaccines now!!!

“In real life, that white guy is either getting killed on first contact with criminals”

Fuck that. They have been complicit in this garbage. I hope they and the studio heads that enabled these toxic assholes are getting phone calls at 3AM 5 times a week.

My dad saw the trailer for this whenever that dropped and was super intrigued and asked “You know Bob Odenkirk?” So I rambled until his eyes glazed over.

Meanwhile, the extended cut that REALLY ought to be the subject of outcry and demands for release - The Assassination of Jesse James - continues to sit god knows where.

Or Cronenberg’s A History Of Violence, though I guess that’s different enough (Odenkirk’s character isn’t hiding a dark past, as far as I can tell from the review) to warrant the lack of mention.

The pet dog who gets killed.  

That’s an exaggeration meant to discredit him in conservative circles. It wasn’t his cousin.

If Guiliani can’t keep it in his pants, at least some people can...

“Mostly, however, Naishuller swaps the long-shot approach of his Hardcore Henry for fluid cutting”

Hey, I just want to pop in and tell people that, if they want to watch a version of the vigilante genre that has pretty cool politics, you could watch 1974's Street Law/Il cittadino si ribella. Franco Nero gets beat up by a stand-in group of Ordine Nuovo neo-fascists, and the police are apathetic to the point of…

But, does he let out at least one of his patented “GODDAMMIT!!!”s?