A Goth Club....for adults....all-black dress code.....expensive membership dues.

I honestly suspect it’s either that these companies bought the equipment for this on the cheap and they’re just passing it around OR they really do like that sort of ‘Hallmark movie’ style where again, I wouldn’t be surprised if all their equipment was bought 20 years ago and rather than purchase new RED cameras or…

Also:

::sad penguin noise::

- Launch all trash into the sun

Guess his bibles aren’t selling like they used to.

Turns out his secret is having money for models to pretend to like him for the duration of filming.

“Having not seen much of Super Seducer 3, it’s hard to say which content Steam had a problem with.”

And nothing of value was lost

It looks like an anthropomorphic herpe.

I’ve gotta go with the shotgun from Soldier of Fortune, both 1 and 2. Absolutely brutal.

Arrested Development, too.

If it was a Kirby game getting cancelled, it would suck.

Yo, you telling me this show gets off on crossovers?

“All total, this adds up to over 850 GBs of data.”

The film is really notable for three things:

And here we have Pikes Peak:  Off The Edge.