Indoor farming is actually a really nifty use of empty theater space. I can’t think of much else to do with a vacant multiplex if the area it’s in can’t support any kind of theater, because that’s a very awkward building layout for most other things.

Clown Squad is a part of the police that we’re not defunding and instead giving more money to, right?

No, that’s where you’re wrong. I don’t get why people keep making jokes about this?

If I came home every night from editing and read all about the horrible fanchild campaign to immediately release the movie I was working on, I can’t imagine I would be at the top of my game either regarding attention to detail.

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Huh. Well, it’s . . . I mean, I don’t hate it.

It has racing squiggles. Good luck telling a toddler that they can’t have the car with racing squiggles.

I was thinking Trunchbull from “Matilda.”

Oh, so that’s why they haven’t been returning my emails about the pilot for a show about the tragic Hollywood riches-to-rags-to-suicide tale of Roy Rogers' horse which I submitted two years ago.

That’s a good point. Isn’t the streaming standup model in general to throw spare change from their deep pockets at something with even the vaguest potential to draw in new subscribers? I can see a Dane Cook comeback special being a “fuck it, why not?” project for Netflix.

What’s the over-under on how long until they rig Bearcats up as ambulances and go full Cyberpunk 2020 Trauma Team?

Dane Cook, maybe?

The trophy room scene at the end of "Predator 2" suggests that as well.

If you’re buying your first microphone, I question the utility of a supercardioid pattern like the VideoMic for general multipurpose recording, as you’ll be picking up sound from a fairly narrow field in front of the mic — and to a lesser extent from directly behind it.

I feel like if two people are needed in order to put something up your butt, you’ve made some very wrong assumptions about what fits safely up your butt.

Does cautery in this case refer to a situation where inserting the body spray causes massive rectal bleeding that needs to be zapped shut, and the can has to be removed before doctors are able to close the wound without risking an explosion?

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

Not to mention that if vaccinated people keep wearing masks, we have little data on real-world efficacy of the vaccines.

I can't wait for the atrocious and inevitable "Liz and Dick" style made-for-TV biopic about it.

I believe the correct term for this sort of mishap is "Kravitzing."