I dunno. Your argument seems to put a bit of “smart pornstar” pressure on the tiddy streamers.

I’ve mellowed a bit on “Haywire,” but it’s very Soderbergh in the “Limey” or “Girlfriend Experience” sense of working around the lead actor, and worth watching at least once.

I’m not a contractor, but I grew up in a house where my family built and fixed everything ourselves like crazy people.

Well in any case, I think having some polished writing and educator creds and previous experience is more than reason enough to submit a resume without being “certified.”

Yeah, no, this is an excellent point.

Oh man, Rex is a quality dog.

Yup. Carano’s best is “Haywire,” and what made her performance tolerable apart from the fight and shootout scenes was Soderbergh and his postproduction team rerecording and chopping up and nudging around her dialogue until it resembled something akin to delivery.

I’m wondering if instead of writing about joining the Merchant Marine, if you have experience with boats, you could write instructions for how to perform a boat-related task. I get the sense that most people would be like, “Wow, boats seem very complicated, and I’m impressed that you can explain complicated boat…

There’s something very appropriate about the scalper economy settling naturally into a multi-level marketing structure.

It’s terrifying how constant fearmongering and pro-cop sentiment created a situation where asking our police departments to limit their focus in order to save both lives and taxpayer money has made people lose their goddamned minds and create a market for expensive private cops on call.

If I buy one, will they throw in a Blaupunkt?

I’ve had to hire off-duty cops a couple times to direct traffic during video shoots, and that’s about the only situation where I feel comfortable with a cop moonlighting in uniform.

Oh yeah, people are absolutely willing to buy pretty much any kind of inoperable console stuff. You’re probably not going to make a living off of it, but hey, you get $5–10 and they get a busted controller to put a Raspberry Pi in.

Putting a lice outbreak story in the first season of your reboot in this year would be a bold choice, and I hope this show goes for it.

You know, I’m going to try that one. People seem to like it.

With zero sarcasm, I admire from very far away the attitude behind streamers manipulating the “applies to the scene” language in Twitch’s terms and conditions by dragging electrified inflatable pools into their living rooms and setting them up near dozens of electronics.

“Spaceballs,” the gritty reboot! “Spaceballs,” the “Jews in Space” spinoff prequel series! “Spaceballs,” the fourth season save-the-show fan campaign -- the kids love this one.

The press went full-speed into that PR campaign, too. I defy anyone to find a picture of Mother Theresa on a mission where it doesn’t look like the photographer was trying to make the thing resemble a fuckin’ Baroque painting.

That sounds like a cool project for a small indie studio partnering with some researchers in the field of natural language processing.