I dunno. Your argument seems to put a bit of “smart pornstar” pressure on the tiddy streamers.

I’ve mellowed a bit on “Haywire,” but it’s very Soderbergh in the “Limey” or “Girlfriend Experience” sense of working around the lead actor, and worth watching at least once.

I’m not a contractor, but I grew up in a house where my family built and fixed everything ourselves like crazy people.

Well in any case, I think having some polished writing and educator creds and previous experience is more than reason enough to submit a resume without being “certified.”

Yeah, no, this is an excellent point.

Yup. Carano’s best is “Haywire,” and what made her performance tolerable apart from the fight and shootout scenes was Soderbergh and his postproduction team rerecording and chopping up and nudging around her dialogue until it resembled something akin to delivery.

I’m wondering if instead of writing about joining the Merchant Marine, if you have experience with boats, you could write instructions for how to perform a boat-related task. I get the sense that most people would be like, “Wow, boats seem very complicated, and I’m impressed that you can explain complicated boat…

There’s something very appropriate about the scalper economy settling naturally into a multi-level marketing structure.

Oh yeah, people are absolutely willing to buy pretty much any kind of inoperable console stuff. You’re probably not going to make a living off of it, but hey, you get $5–10 and they get a busted controller to put a Raspberry Pi in.

Putting a lice outbreak story in the first season of your reboot in this year would be a bold choice, and I hope this show goes for it.

You know, I’m going to try that one. People seem to like it.

“Spaceballs,” the gritty reboot! “Spaceballs,” the “Jews in Space” spinoff prequel series! “Spaceballs,” the fourth season save-the-show fan campaign -- the kids love this one.

The press went full-speed into that PR campaign, too. I defy anyone to find a picture of Mother Theresa on a mission where it doesn’t look like the photographer was trying to make the thing resemble a fuckin’ Baroque painting.

That sounds like a cool project for a small indie studio partnering with some researchers in the field of natural language processing.

But if I stop hornyposting on Twitter, how will everyone in the world know what a sexy man-god I am without my getting off the internet and into the real world, where the web of lies I’ve been weaving on social media about my prowess and numerous conquests and availability falls completely apart under the mildest…

I’m always somewhat impressed by how reliably the feed jumps to another spot just as I tap the link to an article. Whatever scummy thing they’re pulling to get an ad hit twofer, it’s working.

Eh, seems preferable to dealing with the IRS when cashing out.

100 percent with you. I don’t understand the Rat Pack nostalgia to begin with, and nothing about this movie changed that.

A true classic.

Pfft, yeah, these dumb-dumbs don’t even know that an optical system’s defocus aberration is characteristic of its aperture.