No, that’s where you’re wrong. I don’t get why people keep making jokes about this?

If I came home every night from editing and read all about the horrible fanchild campaign to immediately release the movie I was working on, I can’t imagine I would be at the top of my game either regarding attention to detail.

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Huh. Well, it’s . . . I mean, I don’t hate it.

It has racing squiggles. Good luck telling a toddler that they can’t have the car with racing squiggles.

I was thinking Trunchbull from “Matilda.”

Oh, so that’s why they haven’t been returning my emails about the pilot for a show about the tragic Hollywood riches-to-rags-to-suicide tale of Roy Rogers' horse which I submitted two years ago.

That’s a good point. Isn’t the streaming standup model in general to throw spare change from their deep pockets at something with even the vaguest potential to draw in new subscribers? I can see a Dane Cook comeback special being a “fuck it, why not?” project for Netflix.

Dane Cook, maybe?

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

Not to mention that if vaccinated people keep wearing masks, we have little data on real-world efficacy of the vaccines.

I can't wait for the atrocious and inevitable "Liz and Dick" style made-for-TV biopic about it.

I believe the correct term for this sort of mishap is "Kravitzing."

I dunno. Your argument seems to put a bit of “smart pornstar” pressure on the tiddy streamers.

I’ve mellowed a bit on “Haywire,” but it’s very Soderbergh in the “Limey” or “Girlfriend Experience” sense of working around the lead actor, and worth watching at least once.

I’m not a contractor, but I grew up in a house where my family built and fixed everything ourselves like crazy people.

Well in any case, I think having some polished writing and educator creds and previous experience is more than reason enough to submit a resume without being “certified.”

Yeah, no, this is an excellent point.

Yup. Carano’s best is “Haywire,” and what made her performance tolerable apart from the fight and shootout scenes was Soderbergh and his postproduction team rerecording and chopping up and nudging around her dialogue until it resembled something akin to delivery.

I’m wondering if instead of writing about joining the Merchant Marine, if you have experience with boats, you could write instructions for how to perform a boat-related task. I get the sense that most people would be like, “Wow, boats seem very complicated, and I’m impressed that you can explain complicated boat…