There’s something very appropriate about the scalper economy settling naturally into a multi-level marketing structure.

Oh yeah, people are absolutely willing to buy pretty much any kind of inoperable console stuff. You’re probably not going to make a living off of it, but hey, you get $5–10 and they get a busted controller to put a Raspberry Pi in.

Putting a lice outbreak story in the first season of your reboot in this year would be a bold choice, and I hope this show goes for it.

You know, I’m going to try that one. People seem to like it.

“Spaceballs,” the gritty reboot! “Spaceballs,” the “Jews in Space” spinoff prequel series! “Spaceballs,” the fourth season save-the-show fan campaign -- the kids love this one.

The press went full-speed into that PR campaign, too. I defy anyone to find a picture of Mother Theresa on a mission where it doesn’t look like the photographer was trying to make the thing resemble a fuckin’ Baroque painting.

That sounds like a cool project for a small indie studio partnering with some researchers in the field of natural language processing.

But if I stop hornyposting on Twitter, how will everyone in the world know what a sexy man-god I am without my getting off the internet and into the real world, where the web of lies I’ve been weaving on social media about my prowess and numerous conquests and availability falls completely apart under the mildest…

I’m always somewhat impressed by how reliably the feed jumps to another spot just as I tap the link to an article. Whatever scummy thing they’re pulling to get an ad hit twofer, it’s working.

Eh, seems preferable to dealing with the IRS when cashing out.

100 percent with you. I don’t understand the Rat Pack nostalgia to begin with, and nothing about this movie changed that.

A true classic.

Pfft, yeah, these dumb-dumbs don’t even know that an optical system’s defocus aberration is characteristic of its aperture.

That’s likely because the term was popularized within the context of a major Western interest in Japanese art and culture that existed around the turn of the millennium.

Chief Gansett is not going to be happy that you misspelled his beer.

There’s that infamous episode where Mr. Ed manipulates Wilbur into shooting up the Department of Agriculture offices, but CBS destroyed all the tapes.

“How about an Oliver Closehoff? . . . nope, him neither.”

And here I thought gluing one to a jetpack was the worst thing Conan ever did to raccoons.

The only “Aqua Teen” spinoff I want is “Spacecataz 2: The Search for More Spacecataz.”

I bet she gives great helmet.