That would fit in well with what I was thinking — a procedural miniseries where in the aftermath of a purge the U.S. Attorney’s office goes about their annual routine of trying to arrest and prosecute purgers on technicalities related to the long-term criminality of their purgings.

Al isn’t even in the Polka Hall of Fame. Total madness.

And what happened to “never fuck a cop?”

Gamera is really sweet! He is filled with turtle meat! 

If I’m remembering my art history, there’s evidence that Pharoahs kept lions as status symbols and totems. It’s easy to imagine at least one society throughout ancient history doing the same thing with tigers.

It saddens me that our divided society is so quick to take the side of turtle or monster instead of synthesizing those two theses and acknowledging the very real existence of turtle monsters.

“Peek-a-boo dick?"

The baby was clearly trying to absorb your soul and imprison it within a bezoar.

Now there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon, TWO COATS! 

Nevermind, I found the specific gun, and you can only engage the safety when it’s cocked, and looking closer it appears there’s one of those orange “this gun is empty” flags in the chamber.

This grift is my favorite. They’re sold out, but if I recall the list price was something like $400.

Hey, they’ve already made plenty of headway in arming teachers. The K–12 set is just the next logical step.

She can’t even get her hand entirely around the grip. And I’m no expert, but doesn’t a visible red marking on the safety typically mean the gun is set to “fire?” The absolute epitome of responsibility, right there.

I wouldn't bother trying to argue about this with anyone who has an anime joker as their avatar.

Mamie van Doren? Surely you have her confused with Gigantor?

The racing plot drags a little, but otherwise it’s a perfect serviceable nunsploitation flick.

Good call on “Girls Town.” That one always seems to get overlooked.

Little wing-ed potatoes!