the study's authors do also suggest that, given the health benefits of pet ownership, it might simply be that people struggling with depression are more likely to adopt feline companions in the first place. SO THERE.

Let's talk about Brad's lack of a collar with that bowtie?

Does it come in a non-thong version though? Because I just hate the idea of my buttfloss being attached to my shoulders. Seems dangerous.

I am way more disturbed by Kim's "vulva ruffle" than Kendall's nipples.

Lorde in Paris, minus makeup and plus acne cream.

Republicans are people?

I couldn't pay attention to the beading. Those models have bruises on their knees! Oh, the imperfection.

Yo, Taylor Swift: I'm gonna be real with you for a minute.

The Kardashians were cover story on every issue about four months ago. Now they aren't on one.

My husband and I are both political science Ph.D candidates and I have to say which means that everyone and their dog has been tripping over themselves to recommend this show. I totally hate it. I couldn't even make it through the first season. Between the unearned cynicism and its ridiculous portrayal of Washington…

There seems to be a lot of dislike aimed at Jennifer Aniston, and I think this is why. She lives the life many of us wish we could live - free of obligations, not caring what society thinks about us being free of obligations. Living in a way that makes you happy (as long as it's not hurting anyone else) tends to be…

It's not makeup. She was born that way.

Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
…I'll suck the bones pretty.

Fauxtoshop?

Go home, western civilization, you're drunk.

Does this mean we have another excuse to discuss James Deen?

Considering when she was younger, Gaga wrote some of Britney's songs, this isn't all that weird.