So THAT’S what’s happening to me. I just wish the women I’m dating would tell me. 

A person with a dress shirt, tie, hardhat, and clipboard has unlimited access to almost 99% of the secured spaces in the world by acting confident.

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you have too much money.

First I snorted. Then I looked to see if you were peeking at me from over the cube wall.

Where I hail from (Minnesota), it’s known as the ‘boulevard’. 

As a man, I’ll say that I try to co-exist in “The Stoner” and “The Professional” roles simultaneously. 

You had me at “scream-lectured”. 

That’s all well and good until the economy crashes, stagflation ensues, the owner of the car loses their job (thus their car).

I haven’t had to worry about financing/refinancing a mortgage, but if/when that happens, I 100% will be looking at manual underwriting. I haven’t had a sniff of credit in the past 5 years - and I’m now so unknown by the credit reporting agencies that none of them are able to provide a credit score. 

You trade it for a one-hitter or something else?

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Mine’s not dedicated.

Your line:

Also depends on if the dog gets to it before me or not. 

$2.4 million does not seem like that much money in relation to what you are getting and the potential return. That being said, I don’t have that kind of scratch, so my perception might be skewed. 

Also, I live even farther away. Can I come with you next year?

Awesome! I’m going to a psychedelic music festival that is masquerading as a bluegrass festival later this year. I hope you see you play. 

Especially when your given name is “Scott”. Jeeshush, why intentionally use the nickname of a 9 year old? 

I would hope that even with the reduced charges, he’ll be required to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. You don’t ‘accidentally’ attempt to start a relationship with a 15 year old if you are 32. 

I bought a box of these (the tubes) for use when ultra-light bikepacking, but haven’t had the opportunity to use them yet. Anyone vouch for them as a camp coffee?