Tests are being delivered directly to your home. Mine sat on my front doorstep until I got home from work. Fortunately my daytime weather’s within that safety range right now.

The only reason to eat fried chicken is to eat fried chicken skin. Until they can make fake chicken skin outta plants, no deal. 

LUCY is a low-budget “Discovery Class” mission that was designed and launched within about 4-1/2 years. JWST took 25+ years and $10B to get launched and, while everything has gone well so far, it still is months and many complicated steps away from producing its first science. 

Your grandma sounds like a badass.

“License and registration, please. Umm, Mr. Tracy, do you know why I flipped you over today?”

The word "possibly" is doing a lot of work in that subheadline

This is why the only thing you should throw into the ocean is a car battery, to help the electric eels recharge

Buy the slightly higher trim. Get a second set of half doors and associated top bits.

Clearly he wants people to know he got a big promotion at work. I know every time I see a $60K SUV from a “prestige brand” I think “clearly that person or their spouse has ascended to the heights of their profession” and not “get your bloated soccer mom mobile out of my lane.”

All I read was $100K to blow on 2 cars at the worst possible time to buy 2 cars and already has reliable car

Fuck that McDonald’s manager. Seriously.

I admire that they kept the fire going during transit.

I’m glad that they published photographs so that we can recognize these monkeys on sight.

If I had to send any data to Zuckerberg, it’s gonna be a video of me jackin it

Congratulations on buying a son for Christmas! Did you get a black Friday deal or did you pay retail? Asking for a friend.

Obvious candidate for an LS engine swap.

Counterpoint- they shouldn't be allowed to do those things either

That’s rust-free in MI-speak.