“Hey, a smidgen of hops makes this pretty tasty”

Vodka Lemonade. The Official Drink of Summer. 

YAY!

Of course, there’s this.

Rinse, yes. Wash, no. How else would I prove to everyone that the word ‘stainless’ is up for interpretation?

So - I should have said we do corn two different ways: a couple ears at once for dinner, or 14 dozen at once to stock up the deep freeze.

I don’t like boiling corn because:

I live an hour away from my workplace, and have been lucky enough to NOT have been subjected to ‘work parties’. I have intentionally skipped my 5, 10, 15, and 20th anniversary ‘celebrations’, as they were always held on a day that I didn’t work and I had no desire to waste 4 hours of unpaid time driving to something…

The person who leaves the party first never has the best stories.

During the summer of 2016, I was finishing up my Capstone project to complete my degree in Business Administration. We were given the choice to complete a business plan that incorporated something from each of our previous classes on ‘a Subway franchise or a business of our choice’.

I was assured by many light-night informercials that this product would removed ANY stripped nut. Surely, they must have one that will fit the F1?

Back in 1998/1999, I worked third shift inbound phone sales for a catalog company that sold, among other things, army surplus and things that resembled army surplus.

Hello, fellow boat-mate!

Old Forge looks like what they served at my high school on “Pizza Fridays”

I’ll be calling it the “Cha-King”, because that’s was the cash register sounds like if this really takes off. 

I can claim the title of “former biscuit lady” myself. I worked in a 24 hour Hardees (not many of them, are there?) - I was told that we were the 6th busiest store in the US. (Was 34 years ago)

I drive 54 miles one way to work, and 54 miles back to home.

Today’s favorite word: Fuckwit.

I trade my dignity for a paycheck every day. Does that count?

I’m not saying that a company that I regularly do business with has done this, but the following scenario may have happened: