No, it is not too late to buy, buy, buy. EVERYONE should sell everything that isn’t nailed down, empty their 401(k)s, get a second and third mortgage, and BUY BUY BUY.

I have been very successful in asking the person who is setting up the interview. When called/emailed to set up a time for the interview, I usually respond with “The job description was not very clear about the salary range for this position. I understand that your company has very good benefits, but I would hate to…

Sorry for your confusion. Generally, I don’t have to put a “/s” on the end of my posts because most people have the ability to determine that on their own.

Is this where I’m supposed to post this and say “Millennial Theft Prevention System”?

All I can see is a basket of fries, straight out of the fryer, being overturned onto the driver’s lap.

Mine had the butterscotch chips in the topping, not the actual bar.

Little crowded for my tastes:

I think if you do this right, BOTH sides are greased, so the idea of ‘greased side up’ doesn’t really work here. 

The Everclear in this video is only 120 proof (probably a jurisdictional issue).

I’ll speak for us who have flown only on Ultra-Low-Cost Airlines and are packed in like cattle because we are so cheap.

Woah big spender! At least a once a month, I find them on sale for $0.79/lb. My deep freeze thanks me for keeping it full for energy efficiency’s sake. 

It’s like getting screwed playing 6 to 5 blackjack. 

We called that ‘milk toast’, and the toast wasn’t buttered or cut in to smaller pieces.

Here ya go:

I don’t know where you got your information. 87% of statistics are made up. 

We’ve got a 2 stall garage, with just enough room for the Soul and Subaru and a couple bikes (well, 9 bikes).

We have three vehicles in our house:

As I’m not in the “Vespa Market”, what would the total cost of the donor vehicle be, assuming that I’m buying one that I want to jam $6,000 worth of electronics into (i.e., not a shitbox)?

+1 extra star on bringing back memories of slathering butter on Saltine Crackers.