I don’t like boiling corn because:

I live an hour away from my workplace, and have been lucky enough to NOT have been subjected to ‘work parties’. I have intentionally skipped my 5, 10, 15, and 20th anniversary ‘celebrations’, as they were always held on a day that I didn’t work and I had no desire to waste 4 hours of unpaid time driving to something…

The person who leaves the party first never has the best stories.

During the summer of 2016, I was finishing up my Capstone project to complete my degree in Business Administration. We were given the choice to complete a business plan that incorporated something from each of our previous classes on ‘a Subway franchise or a business of our choice’.

I really have to slow down when I read these articles/headlines.

Because, if they DON’T get a warrant, any lawyer worth their price will get the search results thrown out.

I was assured by many light-night informercials that this product would removed ANY stripped nut. Surely, they must have one that will fit the F1?

Back in 1998/1999, I worked third shift inbound phone sales for a catalog company that sold, among other things, army surplus and things that resembled army surplus.

I dunno about this being the “worst”. 

Hello, fellow boat-mate!

Old Forge looks like what they served at my high school on “Pizza Fridays”

I’ll be calling it the “Cha-King”, because that’s was the cash register sounds like if this really takes off. 

I can claim the title of “former biscuit lady” myself. I worked in a 24 hour Hardees (not many of them, are there?) - I was told that we were the 6th busiest store in the US. (Was 34 years ago)

Waiting for Tesla Stan to march out statistics about how many non-Tesla cars hit police cars in the last 5 years compared to the number of Teslas that hit police cars. 

I drive 54 miles one way to work, and 54 miles back to home.

100% why I use CamelCamelCamel. I’ve got 96 items on a price watch right now, and I’ve chosen to lowball every single one of them. IF I get a notification, then I know it’s a screaming deal (Prime Day or not). I refuse to get suckered in on things that have a good price that I don’t really need. I’ll gladly get…

Today’s favorite word: Fuckwit.

I trade my dignity for a paycheck every day. Does that count?

I’m not saying that a company that I regularly do business with has done this, but the following scenario may have happened:

No, it is not too late to buy, buy, buy. EVERYONE should sell everything that isn’t nailed down, empty their 401(k)s, get a second and third mortgage, and BUY BUY BUY.